Intimacy: Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very...

By laydeegaga - 07/03/2010 08:13

Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML

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By JSeth - 04/07/2009 16:52 - Canada

Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML

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By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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By rahrahcakes - 19/03/2012 07:36 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML

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By nomorecleaning - 16/03/2013 12:17 - United States - Augusta

Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2022 12:00

Today, I found out my mom had been sleeping with most of my ex-boyfriends. When I was told about it the first time, I took it as a joke. Now I know it's true. FML

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By awkwardmandy - 11/03/2016 18:28 - United States - Okeene

Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML

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One day…

By Animal - 24/02/2011 19:14 - Canada

Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML

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wrestlerbeast 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:12

that sucks, but YDI don't lie to parents, they always know....

tbbucs 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:12

don't have sex if you can't own up to it. at least she didn't find a pregnancy test

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sexyblonde78 0

Monday 8 March 2010 4:14

haha! well that sucks! and just because you have a sex book that doesn't mean ur having sex.... hehe ;)

jakeomatic 0

Monday 8 March 2010 7:42

You feel sorry for yourself because you lied to your parents and got caught? YDI.

digigun 0

Monday 8 March 2010 8:12

thats why the only gifts i give my gf are pearl necklaces

Eddie_Paints 0

Monday 8 March 2010 19:40

You could have told her it was "research" for when you do get married, so you won't be totally ignorant of your hubby's needs! There you go.... lie continued!

what_the_fail 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 3:37

****

xxzRAMBOzxx 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 17:37

Omg... that happened to me a week ago. I'm not kidding. this exact situation happened to me last week... hope your parents haven't been as hard on you as mine have