Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, I found out my mom had been sleeping with most of my ex-boyfriends. When I was told about it the first time, I took it as a joke. Now I know it's true. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML
Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML
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wrestlerbeast 0
that sucks, but YDI don't lie to parents, they always know....
tbbucs 0
don't have sex if you can't own up to it. at least she didn't find a pregnancy test
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Comments (111)
this_one 2
Well, next time don't lie to your mom. Lying is wrong.
jayAZ 3
At least it is out on the table. Be safe not stupid and maybe Mom can learn something. ;)
justin111 0
why was your mom cleaning your room?
lindsaysue 4
If you're young enough that your mom has to clean your room, you're probably too young to have sex..
AlterEggo 0
YDI for leaving evidence around. Parents snoop!
KurouTenshi 0
I believe it's called the Khama Sutra--and you couldve played it off as a legitimate answer to curiousity, and a far more noble one than simple ****. ;)
DJuan 0
ydi for two reasons 1st- if ur old enough to bump uglies , then urbold enough to clean ur own damn room. ( reason= op being a lazy bum) 2nd- if u have a book full a sex then don't leave it anywhere remotely close to out in the open. and to be fair maybe u did hide it well and ur mom is just a noisy muff. in this case you deserve it for not keepin ur pimp hand strong whn it comes to ur mom ... op u suck at life.
iam4dolo 0
shouldve been honest..you know she wouldve found out anyway
DerangedFox 0
A very detailed sex book would definitely not pass for sex ed. Plus, the OP digging herself a deeper hole by lying more just isn't good advice period.
Jen_J_the_J 0
why did u keep it...