Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, I found out my mom had been sleeping with most of my ex-boyfriends. When I was told about it the first time, I took it as a joke. Now I know it's true. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML
Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML
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wrestlerbeast 0
that sucks, but YDI don't lie to parents, they always know....
tbbucs 0
don't have sex if you can't own up to it. at least she didn't find a pregnancy test
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Comments (111)
karina_said 0
if youre old enough to have sex, you should be old enough to clean your own room. ydi
deannacx 0
How old are you anyways? YDI for having the username laydeegaga. Lmfao.
bc_ramirez08 0
I think something is wrong with your parents naxield, latino parents expect their children to be married before they lose their virginity. almost all latino parents are very strict about this. I think white parents are a bit more liberal when it comes to premarital sex.
koerviipns 0
Latinos want you to get married faster but are stricter on premarital sex. Whites want you to get married when your older but are less strict on premarital sex. Since a large majority of Latinos are or were catholic, they grew up like that and passed it onto their kids even if they were no longer catholic. Religion plays the biggest role.
Freeze_fml 17
Now I know why the OP didn't choose a gender. Just look at his/her name. :D
ellephaba101 0
hahaha good one :)
lky830 0
so you're 15 and mommy found out you've been a **** since you were 11? I don't know the ops age, of course, but nothing kids do these days surprises me. just an observation, but it seems like the op is proud of screwing around. if you're so into doing adult things, get a job, clean your own place, and have as much nasty sex as you want to without mommy having something to say about it
krgreat 0
there was a fml quite familiar to this , actually the same and the original "ydi" for copying this fml
aardvarkish 17
I don't get it. It's the same story every generation.
Spongii101 12
Why did you lie anyway?
evilspongebob 0
i like the way you think!.... and look too by the way
beer01 0
well, are you?