Today, I finally found out why my girlfriend doesn't want kids. She discovered Rugrats recently and, after binge watching the whole series, decided that our would-be children would be too adventurous for us to handle. FML
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Today, things were going great with my girlfriend of six months. She knew I had kids and it seemed to be getting serious, so I decided to introduce her to them. After dinner, I walked her to her car and she said, "That’s real nice but what are you going to do with them once you and I have kids?" FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, I found out that the one who got away just had a baby, and named it after me. My current longtime girlfriend and I already decided not to have kids. FML
Today, my mother-in-law confessed that my wife doesn't want kids because she wants to relive her teenage era when she obviously wasn't ready for it. However, I've always been told the reason was me being impulsive, unstable, and prone to outbursts when something frustrates me. Also, that's why she quit her job. FML
Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML
Today, I was told that I will never be able to have children. Thankfully for my husband, his girlfriend sure can. FML
Today, we saw a woman with two out-of-control children. As we walked away, my husband said to me, “Disgusting, I’m glad we’re never having children.” News to me, he'd always said he wanted a kid before we married. An uncomfortable conversation is imminent, damn it. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to get married and have kids soon. She had a fit. Apparently it's creepy and freakish for a man to want a family, and it means I'm secretly a crazy religious fundamentalist. Huh? FML
Today, as part of my job, I had to watch a few 5 year-olds while their parents were busy with my manager. It only confirmed my choice to never have children, and yet my mother still insists I should have one, because once they exist and I love them, I’ll see how silly my choice to not have them is. FML
Today, my wife and I have been in the same massive argument for two weeks. We agreed when we were dating that we couldn’t think of anything worse than having kids, we married on the basis we would never want kids. Now, a year later, she wants a baby. FML
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Top comments
Mary Auman 9
If she is just now discovering Rugrats, she isn't old enough to make a decision about having kids.
Mynxie 26
Be glad she doesn't want kids. Do you really want to have kids with someone who bases her opinions on a cartoon?
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Comments (17)
Druu 53
You just wait until they ask for a pet iguana. That shit is Reptar in disguise.
Mynxie 26
Be glad she doesn't want kids. Do you really want to have kids with someone who bases her opinions on a cartoon?
Mary Auman 9
If she is just now discovering Rugrats, she isn't old enough to make a decision about having kids.
HappyItalian 38
Exactly what I was thinking.
RichardPencil 30
I see. She's addicted to documentaries. Just hope she doesn't find the seminal documentary series about children, "South Park." She'll probably get her tubes tied!
Maleficus_fml 12
Hahaha that show makes fun of everything, she'd never leave the house!
Glowworm56 26
I think this can easily be solved if she doesn't leave her child alone in a playpen with a plastic screwdriver.
Mike3258 18
So she didn't have a childhood??? tis a shame
jleon16 3
What do you mean "discovered Rugrats recently"?? How old are you guys?? XD
Lalala579121 27
Just show her that one depressing Rugrats fan theory and she'll be right back on track.
Glowworm56 26
You mean the one where all of the babies are just imaginary and Angelica is just using them to deal with her own frustrating life?
TheyCallMeDamien 17
If you want kids one day then I suggest you let her go. Don't go in with that I will change her mind BS. It doesn't end well.
Arashikage 18
I'm more curious about how old you guys are if she's now just discovering rugrats