Kids: Good enough reason

Good enough reason

By Anonymous - 17/05/2017 20:00

Today, I finally found out why my girlfriend doesn't want kids. She discovered Rugrats recently and, after binge watching the whole series, decided that our would-be children would be too adventurous for us to handle. FML

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You deserved it 469

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Rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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Her body, her choice

By Anonymous - 08/01/2022 08:01

Today, my wife decided she wants to disregard our five-year plan to have kids, and is experimenting with the idea of having her tubes tied. FML

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You deserved it 275

My legacy

By ManyRegrets - 14/07/2023 21:00 - United States - Bloomsburg

Today, I found out that the one who got away just had a baby, and named it after me. My current longtime girlfriend and I already decided not to have kids. FML

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You deserved it 686

By arbiter3 - 04/04/2011 10:13

Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML

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You deserved it 17 799

Overreaction, but still…

By Anonymous - 18/06/2023 10:00

Today, and because our relationship is getting serious, I asked my boyfriend about his stance on having kids one day. He practically projectile vomited on the carpet, which is probably not a good sign. FML

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You deserved it 194

By Anonymous - 27/07/2015 12:58 - United States - Newtown Square

Today, I found out my pregnant sister has been watching Teen Mom 2 to find out how to be a good parent. FML

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You deserved it 2 240

But mah grandbabiiiiiiiiez

By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 02:00

Today, my mother found out that my fiancée broke up with her last boyfriend because she didn't want kids and he did. She's now demanding that I either change her mind, or call things off with her. FML

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You deserved it 115

By spermbankonlegs - 16/03/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML

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You deserved it 4 855

Deflection

By Richard - 25/06/2012 03:03 - United States - Uxbridge

Today, I was talking with my wife of five years, and I gave her a few hints about wanting kids. After our talk, she looked at me completely serious and said, "Yeah yeah, kids are great and all, but can't we just get you a dog?" FML

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You deserved it 6 194

By corasmom - 27/07/2011 18:09 - United States

Today, I learned that my daughter's gerbils are not afraid of the vacuum cleaner. FML

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Mary Auman 9

Wednesday 17 May 2017 20:02

If she is just now discovering Rugrats, she isn't old enough to make a decision about having kids.

Mynxie 26

Wednesday 10 May 2017 15:52

Be glad she doesn't want kids. Do you really want to have kids with someone who bases her opinions on a cartoon?

Comments

Druu 53

Tuesday 9 May 2017 7:42

You just wait until they ask for a pet iguana. That shit is Reptar in disguise.

Mynxie 26

Wednesday 10 May 2017 15:52

Be glad she doesn't want kids. Do you really want to have kids with someone who bases her opinions on a cartoon?

Mary Auman 9

Wednesday 17 May 2017 20:02

If she is just now discovering Rugrats, she isn't old enough to make a decision about having kids.

HappyItalian 38

Wednesday 17 May 2017 21:46

Exactly what I was thinking.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 17 May 2017 20:03

I see. She's addicted to documentaries. Just hope she doesn't find the seminal documentary series about children, "South Park." She'll probably get her tubes tied!