Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML
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Today, my mom and I got into a fight about a topic we agreed on. Seems like we're destined to never get along. FML
Today, working my job, I had to explain to a kid that Pokemon is owned by Nintendo and they don't make it for the Xbox. Upset by this, he took hold of my leg and started biting. I'm also suspended, because his mother complained when I kicked him off me. FML
Today, I found myself arguing with a 6-year-old over a game of tag. FML
Today, I was playing Pokémon Go and I was trying to take a picture of my Pokémon when a woman said, "Are you filming me?" really angrily at me. "No, I'm playing Pokémon go," I said, then tried to show her my Pokémon but it disappeared from the screen, and she said, "You ARE filming me." FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML
Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML
Today, my brother thought it'd be hilarious to tease a group of Pokémon players. They thought it'd be hilarious to beat both our asses. FML
Today, I was playing a video game that required me to hunt a few animals. My mom walked in, saw what I was doing, then went into her psycho vegan mode and started yelling at me. She basically grounded me for "murdering" pixels on a screen. FML
Today, I found a guy I play Pokémon Go with on Facebook. We decided to meet up at a popular hunting spot so we could organize a trade. His wife showed up out of nowhere, causing a huge scene and threatening to kick my ass. I had my husband and kids with me. FML
Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML
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Top comments
Tylerdre 6
Pokemon is a serious subject.
FMLshark 12
She must be a supporter of Pokemon's PETA group, team Plasma.
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Comments (205)
jkmcnns1005 6
Your mom has got it going on! ;D
cybergoth_fml 1
Pokemon is definitely a subject worth arguing over ?_?
anaciraptor 0
are you kidding me?! that sounds freakin' awesome! :D
baseballguy06 0
your moms a milf
StrangeDuckling 9
YES!! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!!
benedictusdei 6
you two just argue for Pokémon.....is't worthy?
JesseJimenez 4
Nothing wrong with that. Sounds funny
oscar6464 8
Your mom is awesome.
wironandine 8
Loser.
winna312 1
You should be on MLIA right now.