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First!
That sucks for you OP. tell your boss you didn't know and hopefully it works out!
Anytime I get some pussy I treat it like a holiday.
14- why? Because it happens so little?
14) Every time I get near a pussy, it tries to disembowel me. Wait... I hope we're talking about different ******* here.
34- or maybe because he gets it so little it is important to him.
HAHAHAHA damn 27 that was good! Poor 14 never saw it coming!
I'm gunna be the 6th idiot to say "OHHHHH you got him good, burnn woo you showed him yeahh." I think you guys drive 14 so far back into his cave he's probably crying about how he got insulted on fml.
14 - "Would you like some aloe vera with that, because you just got burned." - Sheldon
49, how did you find out about the cave?!?
Oh and 27 I will get revenge one day!
I'm sure 14 treats pussy like Christmas.. He gets it once a year but remembers it all year round until it happens again
YDI for not knowing how to speak Macedonian... Easier than Chinese!
The **** is up with your 'shift' key?
29, ever heard of a joke?
A for effort on their part!!!!
No.
Yes.
Possibly.
Until now... THIS SUMMER
After he fires you, remember the terms this coworker used and use them at your next job to score some pussy instead of work.
*moves to Malaysia* *converts to this guy's religion* *learns Macedonian*
Sounds to me like the middle step is optional.
I'm a farmer in Malasiya! (say it out loud.)
Are you serious!? Macedonia is above Greece in Europe not Malaysia. Does Alexander The Great ring any bells? What the hell is happening to education in this world....
Actually, 45, OP's location says Malaysia. Hence why 6 said to "learn Macedonian and move to Malaysia." If he moved to Macedonia and tried to pull off this "religious observance" he'd never get away with it.
45, I hope to god you're just trying to make a joke there and I'm not getting it...In case you aren't and you seriously think this was a mistake on his part, the OP is from Malaysia, not Macedonia, and using that idea in Macedonia would be the stupidest thing you could do as they know what the words mean. Seriously, you knew all this, right? Tell me you were just trolling...
57, Nobody likes a know it all! *Stamps foot* Hmph. Apparently I need to learn to be quicker.
57, I'm slow on the uptake. That makes much more sense. My bad...
I had a Macedonian neighbor when I was a kid. I didn't know why they didn't like me until my mom told me that it was "Macrdonian" not "Macaronian."
59 - sorry :) 64 - it's okay, at least you got it now!
You mean Macedonian?
Like you would have. You dumb ****.
For many, getting some is a religious experience. Who are we to rain in their parade?
Keywords
*moves to Malaysia* *converts to this guy's religion* *learns Macedonian*
After he fires you, remember the terms this coworker used and use them at your next job to score some pussy instead of work.