By a4rk - Malaysia - Sibu
Today, my manager called me into his office and spent half an hour screaming at me for granting one of our workers so many religious off-days. Apparently, the name of these "religious observances" actually means something to the effect of "scoring some pussy" in Macedonian. FML
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  _Oblivion_  |  12

I'm gunna be the 6th idiot to say "OHHHHH you got him good, burnn woo you showed him yeahh." I think you guys drive 14 so far back into his cave he's probably crying about how he got insulted on fml.

  perdix  |  29

I work with a Macedonian.

You want to piss him off? Call him a Greek! Also, ask him to name a Macedonian who was worth a shit after Alexander The Great.

  p3mguin  |  7


  bonnie789  |  1

Are you serious!? Macedonia is above Greece in Europe not Malaysia. Does Alexander The Great ring any bells? What the hell is happening to education in this world....

  flockz  |  19

*raises hand*
hi ms.teacher lady? ya i believe i'm in the wrong class. see i don't really like history, much less want to take it. do you know where room 6969 is, you know the study of jokes and sarcasmology? i believe my instructor's name is Professor Bastard.

  alaskababy907  |  11

Actually, 45, OP's location says Malaysia. Hence why 6 said to "learn Macedonian and move to Malaysia." If he moved to Macedonia and tried to pull off this "religious observance" he'd never get away with it.

  downtime  |  12

45, I hope to god you're just trying to make a joke there and I'm not getting it...In case you aren't and you seriously think this was a mistake on his part, the OP is from Malaysia, not Macedonia, and using that idea in Macedonia would be the stupidest thing you could do as they know what the words mean.
Seriously, you knew all this, right? Tell me you were just trolling...