Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
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nikkibeez 0
haha oh well.. that's why you shouldn't accept family members on fb if you dont want them to see certain things.
impatientkarma 0
That's what you get for saying things on the internet you won't normally say in front of your mom.
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Comments (197)
barlessprison 16
Yes you are the only one because the rest of us are generally not ignorant bigots.
soxboy15 1
Calm down there skippy, I was only joking.
RedPillSucks 33
The last excuse of someone caught up in their own stupidity.
Juneyah1017 9
that's why you use a nickname like most kids do.
Sithis23 0
Nobody does that!
Grell_fml 0
Have you noticed the little button near your updates that looks like a lock? You can block certain people from seeing certain posts, so they'll still see your wall but they will only see what you want them to see. If you already had swearing on your page, you should have deleted it first.
Bosnian86 0
op are u like 10 yrs old?? wtf tell her 'suck a **** nd get off of fb you old hag'
Honesty4U 0
I hope your mom beats you regularly!
hackymeal 0
Beating is wrong, even though 71 is very disrespectful and immature.
deformedsurf 0
Just make up an elaborate story about an orgy you recently had, and how you're pregnant and the father could be a number of different guys. That should get her off your back
rawrcookiemonste 5
lmao! I would never add my mom :p but u can delete what she wrote on ur wall
Uradoosh 1
I would listen to her unless you want her to turn off your Internet too. now go to your room.
Aniblecoby 0
haha! you deserve it! swearing is stupid :P
happy_dino 6
FYL OP... Haha that just made my day(; OP just tell your mom to **** off and remove her from your friends... You're old enough right? Lol.... Thanks for making my day OP(; and sorry... :D
Jmykel 0
my mom did the same thing to me 5 times and she checks when i comment on girls profiles i caught her yesterday i fell u dude or girl?!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
lolwut