By Trainer Calypso - 27/11/2014 20:38 - United States - Schofield

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Today, I went to celebrate Thanksgiving with my family. I watched as my uncle and his girlfriend snuck off to the bathroom together, where they stayed until someone else tried to get in. When they came out, she was wiping her mouth. I need new eyes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 056
You deserved it 4 100

Same thing different taste

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Looks like the turkey wasn't the only thing getting stuffed.

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On the bright side, at least it wasn't your girlfriend

Or maybe she was dreaming of a white Christmas.

"Thanks for this delicious penis you've bestowed upon my mouth!"

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blahblah5743794 19

Happy Holidays for your uncle at least

ChristianH39 30

I tried this and it burned, should I call a priest?

#11, I wouldn't. He might try to perform an exorcism on you.

I think it burned because it wasn't purified properly. The best way to get pure Holy Water is to really boil the Hell out of it!

#57 you should really have way more likes.

trellz17 19

That's so sweet. Exchanging Christmas gifts orally.

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Where did you ever get your amazing detective skills?

Looks like the turkey wasn't the only thing getting stuffed.

She was just trying to get some gravy. At least you didn't walk in on him stuffing her. Edit: damn anti flood 10 beat me to it

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FML_14u2c 14

Clarification: I was originally going to say what #10 said. (They hadn't posted it yet, when I started typing -- look at the time stamp...) When I clicked "validate", a couple of new posts were there and I saw that our posts were almost exactly the same, so I rushed to change it to something different, but couldn't think of anything new in the two minutes or so that they allow you to make changes.