Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML
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Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML
Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, a few people in my class used calculators on the math final exam, even though it clearly stated at the top that they weren't allowed. The teacher found out, and now everyone has to retake the 200-question exam. I didn't even use a calculator. FML
Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, the grades for one of my courses were released. The class average was higher than that which the department allowed, so the professor had to scale everyone's marks down to meet the policy. I ended up failing because my class was too smart. FML
Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
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Jimboom 12
Show him how wrong he is. Solve this problem 1 Fries + 1 Drink + Burger X Supersize =? Don't know the answer? Well, best start figuring it out... your new career will rest upon answering such questions day in, day out.
bogusbroskii 0
study next time?
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Comments (130)
SisyphereanTask 2
I simply don't understand why there would be laws preventing teachers from posting grades. If you earn your grade (whether it's an A+ or an F) you should be expected for others to see it. We are totally failing as a society.
vbmg152 19
Because your grades are no ones business, it's under the privacy act!
vbmg152 19
That's illegal! It's covered by privacy laws!
jjuan6 0
OP is in the Philippines. They might have different teaching or disciplinary methods there.
Buggi_fml 0
I agree with 60 we would survive without math but we wouldnt be as advanced technology wise... But then there would be no global warming so maybe math should be banished! Lmao no im just being an ass.
slinginmac14 0
bet u felt crunchy with a side of stupid....
meeba 2
math?... ouch! if it was spanish.. that'd be different... fyl
hlopeetz 0
your fault for failing....
txgirl09 5
Well, if you're having issues in all of your classes it's a problem. I have a learning disability in math, but I've gone to college and i'm working on my graduate degree right now (in English I might add..and no not to be a teacher..). My math teachers always understood I was putting forth effort (I went to tutoring every possible second I could) but I would never do well. Anyway..my point is that failing grades are not the end of the world, but like a previous poster pointed out that it may be you if you're the only one failing.
badmamujamu 0
sux for u
llZombiell 5
YDI