Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML
Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, a few people in my class used calculators on the math final exam, even though it clearly stated at the top that they weren't allowed. The teacher found out, and now everyone has to retake the 200-question exam. I didn't even use a calculator. FML
Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, the grades for one of my courses were released. The class average was higher than that which the department allowed, so the professor had to scale everyone's marks down to meet the policy. I ended up failing because my class was too smart. FML
Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
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Jimboom 12
Show him how wrong he is. Solve this problem 1 Fries + 1 Drink + Burger X Supersize =? Don't know the answer? Well, best start figuring it out... your new career will rest upon answering such questions day in, day out.
bogusbroskii 0
study next time?
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irish_unity 0
#99 your obvious sarcasm wasn't all that obvious and your 'joke' was in no way funny . #100 hahaha win!!
katelyn92507 1
Of course this couldn't be in the US. Teachers can't do anything that would hurt our feelings. We're a bunch of *******.
emsiti 6
most colleges and universitys dont let fails in so you should try hard in the years coming to get in their is still hope
gabby4494 0
what a dick. he can't do that !
ShttyKitty 1
I thought it was illegal for teachers to show other students your grades..
varkey 7
YDI for failing MATH. Wow.
Phoenix91_fml 2
Honestly, all the people who are suggesting careers that don't deal with math because you are failing shouldn't be so quick to assume that you will never be good at math, OP. I had a teacher in sixth grade who was one of the worst teachers I ever had in my entire life and she was my math teacher. Some teachers shouldn't teach and it isn't your fault if your teacher doesn't take the time to try other ways to show you how to do math or understand it. I failed math in 6th grade for awhile until I had my parents talk to her about her horrible teaching style and then I barely passed with a D. Funny how the very next year with a new teacher I passed with an A in math. It depends on the teacher. Don't get lose hope. Just get through this. It doesn't mean you won't succeed.
RokNRoll11 9
what a jerk I hope he gets fired, I had the worst math teacher in 7th grade
Fruitmonster2 15
BIG ******* DEAL OP. GOD. *rant over*
Mi24hind 0
I feel your pain. Something like that happened to me before.