Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML
Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, a few people in my class used calculators on the math final exam, even though it clearly stated at the top that they weren't allowed. The teacher found out, and now everyone has to retake the 200-question exam. I didn't even use a calculator. FML
Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, the grades for one of my courses were released. The class average was higher than that which the department allowed, so the professor had to scale everyone's marks down to meet the policy. I ended up failing because my class was too smart. FML
Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
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Jimboom 12
Show him how wrong he is. Solve this problem 1 Fries + 1 Drink + Burger X Supersize =? Don't know the answer? Well, best start figuring it out... your new career will rest upon answering such questions day in, day out.
bogusbroskii 0
study next time?
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anthony287 3
74 since when is a banker a professional career and how can you be an " accomplished banker"
zargon 1
... Since about as long as there's been banks. You can be an accomplished banker by being an executive at a successful bank. It used to be a well-respected career before the sub-prime crisis, recession, and bailouts made people daemonise every banker for the (huge) mistakes of the relatively few.
tjv3 10
you should get off FML and study more, and then you won't be an idiot.
jordy_lynne_985 0
agree.
GameAddikt 0
take it to the headmasterdeanprincipal, he will have to apologize if the guy is lenient, but he could lose his job, get rid of shitty teachers, and stand up for yourself!
SayPeanuts 29
I don't think his life should be ruined just because he didn't take into consideration how one of his students would feel about everyone knowing his result. It might've been a dick move but he shouldn't lose his job over it.
lizzyrulesyew 0
AHAHA!!! well YDI for being the only lazy bum who failed...
irish_unity 0
Just because they aren't great at maths doesn't make them an idiot . Having sweeping opinions like yours however does make you seem rude and quite frankly stuck up. Get over yourself, you're not Einstein.
zargon 1
"Just because they can't read doesn't make them an idiot." Exactly as true or false as with maths, but somehow people agree with this one and not with yours. Curious.
irish_unity 0
It's human nature I suppose, to sympathise with flaws that you yourself may have but single out and judge others who have flaws in subjects which you excel. Human nature / human arrogance : is there much difference ?
DizzyDaydreams 1
Your teacher sucks, I'm from the Philippines too. It's not illegal though, my English teacher asked us if she could show our report card grades a few years ago. Oh, and math isn't everything OP. There's plenty of jobs out there that doesn't require much math like being a chef. Nevertheless, you still have to try not to fail in math!
irish_unity 0
I know, that makes it all the more pathetic !
zargon 1
Wait a minute, I recognise that name. Dude, we discussed this already: you are bad at making jokes and you should stop.