When it's cold outside By Lewis - 12/12/2018 18:00 It's duck cold! I agree, your life sucks 255 You deserved it 61 Share Tweet Share
Today, I went indoor rock climbing with my uncle and his 5 year-old girl. I'm about halfway up the hardest ascent when my arm cramps up. As I stretched my arm, my cousin yells up at me in her tiny voice, "Prove you're a man and climb that wall!" I fell off. I was emasculated by a 5 year-old. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 608 You deserved it 5 760
Today, my cat has always been rather antisocial, but after his first trip to the vet since getting fixed, he's become talkative, clingy, and goofy. I'd enjoy it, if not for the fact that he's nearly hurt himself several times because he keeps doing stupid shit. He might need to go back to the vet at this rate. FML I agree, your life sucks 623 You deserved it 130
Today, I was on a first date. She asked what I do, so I replied, "I create adverts." She then yelled, "F**k you" and left. FML I agree, your life sucks 25 294 You deserved it 4 605
Today, I learned that when I got my driver's permit, I agreed to be the designated driver for my family. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 355 You deserved it 4 239
Today, I’m on vacation with my fiancé and his kids. We came to see a wedding venue. Too bad I severely sprained my ankle. I also sprained that same ankle when he proposed. FML I agree, your life sucks 777 You deserved it 97
Today, my ten-year-old sister had to write out my job application because no one can read my terrible handwriting. FML I agree, your life sucks 25 217 You deserved it 38 902
Today, I finally found the words to describe how I felt after 2 years of depression. I asked on Yahoo Answers what I should do next. The most 'helpful' answer told me to go on a picnic. FML I agree, your life sucks 13 587 You deserved it 27 948
Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML I agree, your life sucks 43 685 You deserved it 25 391