Kids: Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents...

By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 18:47 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML

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By good big sister? - 02/07/2013 17:39 - Canada - Sault Sainte Marie

Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML

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By M.SHUKRI - 29/03/2015 12:54 - United States - Round Lake

Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML

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By sleepless - 18/02/2012 10:07 - United States

Today, I let my little sister sleep in my room because she had a nightmare. She is currently snoring like an overweight 40 year-old man with a cold. FML

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By terdberglerforlyfe - 07/12/2014 20:54 - Brazil - Mogi Das Cruzes

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

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By NextAmericanIdol? - 08/08/2013 04:09 - United States - Bowie

Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML

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By Uh oh.... - 05/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was awakened by a small scary dark figure approaching me while making creepy noises. I screamed, kicked it away, and buried my face under my pillow. Later, after braving up, I turned on the lights. It was my sick 3-year-old niece, now dazed and coughing blood. FML

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By spooked - 22/11/2013 06:20 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2014 21:57 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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By ktiskool - 01/08/2013 04:03 - United States - Imperial

Today, I was watching my 3-year-old sister play in the bathtub. She started screaming at her toys, saying "You're staying under the water until you DIE!" She then looked at me and cackled. I share a room with this demon child. FML

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littlekellilee 45

Friday 7 June 2013 5:32

You should have started chanting back: "you're going to counseling, you're going to counseling".

PenguinBitch 43

Friday 7 June 2013 5:30

Did the television turn static and did she say "they're hereeeeeee"?

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davek 36

Friday 7 June 2013 19:34

"You're adopted, you're adopted..."

niamah 11

Friday 7 June 2013 20:21

I would have acted it out. Make like I'm possessed, put on my best satanic voice, talk random shit, I'm sure that would have kept her quiet!

windupdoll 6

Friday 7 June 2013 20:28

I agree with #75, I would totally play along and scare the shit outta her :)

mandyk5918 12

Friday 7 June 2013 21:17

OMG I'm sooooo going to do that now lololololololololol

WhiteCrimson 23

Friday 7 June 2013 21:31

Is she adopted?

olfool 3

Friday 7 June 2013 21:43

"This is where we FIGHT, this is where they DIE!"

CrazedOut 2

Friday 7 June 2013 21:51

Where the f*ck is the lights!!!

ImmaBabyGoat 13

Saturday 8 June 2013 0:40

Holy Water. Purify the hell out of her soul.

queeennnale 18

Saturday 8 June 2013 0:53

I probably would've picked her up and locked her out or you know, punched her in the face. Whatever worked.

Cristian89 29

Saturday 8 June 2013 1:14

Lock her in the closet till morning lol

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