Today, my little cousin was helping me wash my car. After scrubbing all the dirt, I gave him the hose and said, "Okay, now rinse off this disgusting thing." He turned the hose on me. FML
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Today, I wanted to give my car a quick wash, to get the salt and road grime off. My girlfriend lodged herself up my ass and decided that we should deep-clean all four of our cars, then screamed at me when I didn't show enough enthusiasm. FML
Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Today, in order to save money, instead of going to the car wash, I decided to wash my car at home. While sponging the roof, I slipped on the soapy driveway and ended up sliding under the car, getting soaked and covered in suds. My neighbor saw the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML
Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML
Today, I was washing my car, and I decided to be kind and to wash my elderly neighbor's car. As it turns out, her sunroof was open. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my mom and wash her car while she was away. Today, I also found out how gross our well water is. The car looks worse than before. FML
Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML
Today, I worked a carwash as a fundraiser. Being nice, I figured I'd bring my car, get it washed, and donate some money. When it was my car's turn to be washed, everyone was conveniently busy washing other cars. My car was in front and needed to be washed and moved. I paid $10 to wash my own car. FML
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Top comments
Shadowvoid 33
Just accept that he has a wonderful sense of humor.
Liamj774 36
You should say never mind I'll get it. And the. Spray him
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Comments (43)
worldclassrager 41
Maybe be more specific?
FlutterLoud 29
Lol that's great Cmon don't feel bad :)
Mpineda57 11
Lol Savage
thejzabs 25
Buy that kid an ice cream! I know I wouldn't have been clever enough to think to spray you right away! I'd be lying in bed hours later, realize the opportunity I missed and get upset with myself haha
blah0205 9
He just wanted to have a water fight.
pos20 26
Rekted
amarie2009 22
I love this kid!!!
majesticous 29
BURN!
ASeeR 14
i would do the same for sure and laugh
EyRaB 17
your cousin is a champ. I would have done the same back in the day.. that's just plain hilarious!