Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says, "You're a bitch." He's 6. After I asked him where he heard that word, he responded with, "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML
Today, I got grounded for 2 weeks for slapping my brother after he threw a baseball at my head and hit my shin with a bat. He’s in 9th grade and I'm in 8th. He got ice cream to "cheer him up". FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML
Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML
Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML
Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun and nice to pick my little brother up, but no, he accidentally kicked me in the balls. Twice. FML
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ThomasBombadil 31
Little brothers are a pain sometimes. Thankfully they grow up.
iBanana 17
Well my brother ran me over with a snowmobile and blamed it on my GROWN ASS neighbor and my mum believed him and actually went to court about it. The lawyer was really cool, he had a marijuana plant dude smokin' a cig tattoo.
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Comments (103)
tigerisabelle 31
Ah, the pain of being an older sibling. Next time, throw it at his face for real. If he's gonna say so anyways, might as well get some satisfaction out of it.
Durantye 8
Ha well actually you can usually get the little sibling lying to get you in trouble just once and then every time after that the parents will believe you instead.
SnowFangedBeauty 19
Karama is a bitch (I mean for him not you) at least he deserved it.
sunnyray812 42
Why would they believe him if they know he's a bratty douche bag? That's not right. I'm sorry, OP. :(
cakefete2 31
If you're going to get in trouble anyway, do something to him so it's deserved.
GirlGamer12345 22
Carry a video camera and record ur every move
LostInTheZone11 29
Put IcyHot in his underwear.
CurlyQute 17
When I was 5 My little sister used to bite me. Then burst into to tears and I would get into trouble.
Crofty92 17
My brother used to do this sort of shit to me. Then I started actually hurting him, since as I was going to get into trouble anyway I might aswell. He soon stopped.
skittyskatbrat 19
Well, you have a few options. Easiest one is to get him on record with you asking him if he's going to admit to your parents that he hit himself. If you can't manipulate your little brother into this, then I'd be surprised. Now to work the guilt with your parents. Ask them what they'd do if he WAS lying. Make sure that he'd get YOUR punishment, plus whatever he ought to get for lying in the first place. And make sure they'd say how they'd apologize to you, too. Play the recording for them. He's going to have to learn a painful lesson from this one, and SO DO YOUR PARENTS. This is NOT likely to be the first time he's pulled crap like this and if they are that oblivious, they need to be embarrassed and forced to actually respond appropriately. It really shouldn't be too tough to get him on record. Good luck with this one. My sister did similar crap for YEARS and it wasn't until I went to college that my parents realized that she'd been lying the entire time about doing housework and me "being bossy" and such, and before they noticed that SHE was the one being hateful and mean. Trust me, act on this now, because your little brother just found out he can do this crap and get away with it. And speaking from experience, you'll have many long years of dealing with this ahead of you if you don't make him and your parents cut it out, now.
mosquito19 14
in that case, you need to pick up that ball and repeatedly smash his face with it.