Holidays: Today, my landlord came and beat on my door demanding the rent...

By kittyslayer - 15/12/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, my landlord came and beat on my door demanding the rent check. I just got home from a trip and my wife was supposed to pay it while I was away. What happened to the money? Black Friday. FML

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By About2bhomeless - 09/11/2021 11:01

Today, my roommate and I received a non-payment notice from our landlord, over a dishonored check that was used to pay the rent. I give my roommate money for my share and she handles the checks. Apparently, her trip to Puerto Rico was more important than paying rent. FML

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By BrokeAsHell - 30/05/2013 08:51 - Australia - Werribee

Today, my landlord emailed me, stating that she hasn't been receiving my rent. After some investigation, I found out she's been using the money to buy booze, and hasn't been putting it into the house owner's account. FML

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By Scammed - 05/06/2016 18:26 - Mexico - Mexicali

Today, a week after spending most of my paycheck on a down-payment and rent on a new apartment, I found out the "landlord" I paid was a scammer. Turns out the real owner was away on vacation, and he'd stolen most of her stuff before showing me the place. FML

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By sunflower226 - 05/08/2011 21:41 - United States

Today, I had to pay a $150 late fee because my landlord didn't receive the rent check. My boyfriend had addressed the envelope to himself and put the landlord's as the return address. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 20:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

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By kenz - 06/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML

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By fleetingmemories - 29/11/2013 23:55 - United States - Falls Church

Today, I had to bail my husband out of jail. It turns out that in the Black Friday rush, he beat a guy up just so he could get his hands on the last of a heavily-discounted item. The item in question: a toaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my horrible parents turned up to the restaurant I work at just to mess with me. Dad forgot his wallet, what a surprise, and asked me to pay the bill. I refused so my manager got involved. My dad got arrested, I got fired and might lose my lousy flat if I’m late on the rent. FML

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By imfucked - 26/07/2019 14:00

Today, I found out the paycheck I deposited on Tuesday bounced. This means that the checks I sent to my landlord, the electric and gas company and my mom will also bounce. When I told my boss, we got into an argument over bank fees and he fired me. I had thumped him, though. FML

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By Homeless without superbowl - 16/02/2023 16:00

Today, I got home and found all my things thrown out into the yard, including the stuff from my mancave, which I spent thousands of dollars on. Apparently, my girlfriend stopped for a visit while my wife was home. I’d stupidly given her a key. Turns out my wife called out sick today. FML

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WCARlover 34

Thursday 15 December 2011 8:55

How the heck did she think she could keep that a secret? Your wife is an idiot, sorry OP

superHydrate 4

Thursday 15 December 2011 8:51

so how many waffle makers did she buy?

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Myo_fml 20

Thursday 15 December 2011 15:22

Well, now she gets to live on the street. =D

benmec 18

Thursday 15 December 2011 15:36

So what she buy? Some ******? Since you're already f***ed, why not just f**k yourself. ;)

dumboears 8

Thursday 15 December 2011 16:37

Except people are blaming the wife and calling her names.

brick_man33 14

Thursday 15 December 2011 16:52

hey OP you might get evicted but at least you're getting a sweet gift.

sjhill 32

Thursday 15 December 2011 16:53

Lesson learnt? Good.

hateevryone 14

Thursday 15 December 2011 18:00

whatever she bought, go take it back.

Conley78643 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 18:21

are you my father-in-law? My mother-in-law is always spending the rent money on crap. He is always borrowing money from his boss to pay the rent. Yet he keeps leaving her the money. Im guessing op's wife has shown evidence of poor choices in the past. So ydi.