Today, my landlord came and beat on my door demanding the rent check. I just got home from a trip and my wife was supposed to pay it while I was away. What happened to the money? Black Friday. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my roommate and I received a non-payment notice from our landlord, over a dishonored check that was used to pay the rent. I give my roommate money for my share and she handles the checks. Apparently, her trip to Puerto Rico was more important than paying rent. FML
Today, my landlord emailed me, stating that she hasn't been receiving my rent. After some investigation, I found out she's been using the money to buy booze, and hasn't been putting it into the house owner's account. FML
Today, a week after spending most of my paycheck on a down-payment and rent on a new apartment, I found out the "landlord" I paid was a scammer. Turns out the real owner was away on vacation, and he'd stolen most of her stuff before showing me the place. FML
Today, I had to pay a $150 late fee because my landlord didn't receive the rent check. My boyfriend had addressed the envelope to himself and put the landlord's as the return address. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, I had to text my landlord to tell him I’m gonna be short on rent. The guy who mugged me last night took the money I made from tips that was supposed to complete my rent. He replied, “Wow that’s wild. I don’t know how you’re gonna come up with the rest by 11:59 tonight, or you’re evicted in 30 days.” FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, I had to bail my husband out of jail. It turns out that in the Black Friday rush, he beat a guy up just so he could get his hands on the last of a heavily-discounted item. The item in question: a toaster. FML
Today, my horrible parents turned up to the restaurant I work at just to mess with me. Dad forgot his wallet, what a surprise, and asked me to pay the bill. I refused so my manager got involved. My dad got arrested, I got fired and might lose my lousy flat if I’m late on the rent. FML
Today, I found out the paycheck I deposited on Tuesday bounced. This means that the checks I sent to my landlord, the electric and gas company and my mom will also bounce. When I told my boss, we got into an argument over bank fees and he fired me. I had thumped him, though. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
How the heck did she think she could keep that a secret? Your wife is an idiot, sorry OP
superHydrate 4
so how many waffle makers did she buy?
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Comments (96)
Myo_fml 20
Well, now she gets to live on the street. =D
benmec 18
So what she buy? Some ******? Since you're already f***ed, why not just f**k yourself. ;)
dumboears 8
Except people are blaming the wife and calling her names.
brick_man33 14
hey OP you might get evicted but at least you're getting a sweet gift.
sjhill 32
Lesson learnt? Good.
hateevryone 15
whatever she bought, go take it back.
Conley78643 0
are you my father-in-law? My mother-in-law is always spending the rent money on crap. He is always borrowing money from his boss to pay the rent. Yet he keeps leaving her the money. Im guessing op's wife has shown evidence of poor choices in the past. So ydi.
Mauskau 36
Yes, somehow :p
moomoomeow2 7
Wow I'm sorry
Reapert21 0
Shoot dat bitch!