Today, my husband, who has been in a coma for 5 weeks, woke up. When I went to visit him, the first thing he did was try and continue the argument we had been having before he crashed the car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after three days of hospital camping with my very sick husband, he was finally out of danger when I left last night to get my first good night's sleep in almost 96 hours. He woke me at 5 a.m. with a phone call asking me to bring him comic books because he's bored. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML
Today, it's been a week since my husband woke up with what the hospital says is transient amnesia. He’s lost about 15 years of memories and thinks he’s in his 20’s. We’ve only been married 5 years, and dated 3 years before that, so he has no idea who I am, has no idea his parents are dead, or who our son is. FML
Today, I woke up with a headache and a bruised forehead after my husband full-force elbowed me in the head last night in his sleep. It wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact he has zero memory of doing it. FML
Today, I left hospital after suffering a head injury. My neurosurgeon gave my wife a list of potential household changes that needed to be made, otherwise I could have a fatal seizure. We got in the car and she said, "You do realise we aren’t doing a single thing on that bullshit list, right?" FML
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, my husband fell asleep while cuddling. I didn't want to wake him, so I lay there for ages, trying to fall asleep. Just as I finally dozed off, my leg uncontrollably jerked and hit him in the nuts. He's convinced I did it deliberately as revenge for an argument we had 5 days ago. FML
Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, proving that there's no limit to the stupid shit people will do, my husband called me from hospital, needing a lift home. He tried planking on top of his car while his buddies sped it down a hill, and I now have to take care of him while his broken leg heals. FML
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Top comments
extremereviews 26
Let him win this one
crazyindynathan 13
At least he doesn't have any memory problems...
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Comments (76)
zdhjr 3
That's ******* love and coma bitch you better argue with him before you tell him he was in a coma
badbitch23 15
This sounds like a romantic sitcom
obake_neechan 14
Did he still think he was in the car driving for a few minutes? And I am impressed.
Darkreign333 23
As a widow OP, you are damn lucky he's alive. Now knock some sense into him to so he can realize the same.
Matttis 7
Wow,now THAT'S dedication!
Kailayla 29
Wow, talking about trying to have the last word!
blackonblight 33
For you it's been five weeks. For him it's been five minutes.
MrZsDad 19
Now that is love. lol
Masift 21
arguments end, and you eventually forgive each other and forget about it, just be happy he's ok :)
GhostFox 34
To all the people calling OP heartless for being upset that her husband woke up and continued the argument, you're focusing on the wrong aspect. She isn't upset he woke up. She's upset that the first thing he wanted to do was continue the argument. That means he didn't ask how she was, if she had been hurt, if heMd missed anything important, what injuries he had sustained, was anyone else hurt in the wreck, has she been okay, have their kids been okay (if they have any) or about anything else he missed. The most important thing to him was to finish that argument instead of asking the questions that he actually should have been concerned about. The fact so many people leapt to the conclusion she was being a bitch for being upset about his first action being an argument astounds me.