Health: Today, my husband, who has been in a coma for 5 weeks, woke up....

By anonymous - 25/02/2016 21:55 - United States

Today, my husband, who has been in a coma for 5 weeks, woke up. When I went to visit him, the first thing he did was try and continue the argument we had been having before he crashed the car. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML

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Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML

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By Innocence - 13/02/2015 17:33 - United States - Amelia

Today, my husband fell asleep while cuddling. I didn't want to wake him, so I lay there for ages, trying to fall asleep. Just as I finally dozed off, my leg uncontrollably jerked and hit him in the nuts. He's convinced I did it deliberately as revenge for an argument we had 5 days ago. FML

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By oliver - 27/01/2016 12:02 - United States

Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML

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Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML

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Remember planking?

By say dump him and i'll kill you - 29/12/2012 00:50 - United Kingdom - Soham

Today, proving that there's no limit to the stupid shit people will do, my husband called me from hospital, needing a lift home. He tried planking on top of his car while his buddies sped it down a hill, and I now have to take care of him while his broken leg heals. FML

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Friday 26 February 2016 8:11

Let him win this one

crazyindynathan 13

Friday 26 February 2016 8:10

At least he doesn't have any memory problems...

Comments

RedCronos 17

Friday 26 February 2016 10:49

That's probably why he woke up haha

Dexter83_fml 17

Friday 26 February 2016 11:55

Lol

ohsnapword 21

Friday 26 February 2016 12:20

Let him have this one. Us men are right so infrequently.

lantz4levi 19

Friday 26 February 2016 13:21

That's kinda funny actually that that's the first thing he brings up instead of something like what happened haha

anderson18 9

Friday 26 February 2016 13:39

Let him have it.

Apparentlyacunt 18

Friday 26 February 2016 14:11

Were you guys arguing about his driving skills? If so I think you have won this one, no contest.

StoneColdShaky 7

Friday 26 February 2016 14:15

Gee OP sorry your husband didn't die.

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 26 February 2016 19:19

You are a ******-up human.

laden_swallow09 34

Friday 26 February 2016 19:33

I read it as dry humor. Even so, still gets all my wut.

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 26 February 2016 20:45

You echo my sentiment. I like all types of humor, but ... yeah.

vikky538 28

Friday 26 February 2016 14:52

Memory check done.

slavka012 11

Friday 26 February 2016 14:58

That's a good thing. No short term memory loss.

allforfun 23

Friday 26 February 2016 15:42

Lots of comments about "letting him win" on here. Why is everyone always so wrapped up in winning? When your relationship is a competition on who's right it's doomed.