Today, my husband thought it would be romantic to pick me up and fall on the bed with me while we were kissing. Our faces smashed together as we hit the bed, and my tongue is still bleeding on and off. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML
Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML
Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my husband, and I tried to do a swift position-change like they do in the movies. I wound up flipping off the bed and busting my nose open on the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to throw me against the wall and kiss me like they do in the movies. Being all aggressive and smooth, he grabs my shirt and pushes me. He pushed a little too hard and my head was thrown back into the wall. I was knocked out for ten minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML
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Top comments
Danny_Boy12 13
Atleast he tried....
Secret_Ninjaa 35
Well.. I mean.. It could've been worse..?
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Comments (89)
vividpictures 17
His idea actually sounded really cute. Although, I think he needs to lay off the chick flicks for a while, so he won't come up with anymore ideas.
chidexy 21
Well it is a romantic thought
momac86 17
Aw gotta give him an a for effort
VisheshSood 9
Definitely not got an engineering degree.
Mondaymorning 8
That's one way to butt heads in a relationship
jh921971 10
Seemed like a good idea at the time.
RedPillSucks 33
Lesson 375: No tonging when doing the romantic "fall in bed" kiss.
NiceGuysDoWin 21
Here is my question. Did you bite your tongue, or did he?
baddayeveryday1 7
It's the thought that.. counts?
BoobsAreGreat02 2
Physics can be very confusing. So is common sense