Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I yelled at my spouse in front of 20 guests for not coming to blow out his birthday cake candles. Turns out he was in the other room, quietly changing his disabled friend's diaper. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I lit my birthday candles on the cake I made myself and blew them out alone, while my worthless husband sat on the couch stuffing Doritos in his face. My present? He sprayed Lysol in the bathroom after he took a dump. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's 24th birthday. His friends were throwing him a surprise party and I was in charge of getting his birthday cake. As a joke, I got it in the shape of a penis, with a graphic marzipan design. Funny, I never knew his overly-conservative parents were invited. FML
Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML
Today, I'm a host at a restaurant. We had a birthday party for a couple of 15 year old boys and their friends. I went to clean the bathroom at the end of my shift and discovered cake everywhere, including all over the urinal. They were even nice enough to draw a smiley on the mirror with icing. FML
Today, as I'm 7 months pregnant and craving sweets, I helped myself to my MIL's birthday cake a little early. The family got so angry, they actually made me leave the party. My husband agreed with them. FML
Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML
Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML
Today, my boyfriend made me a latte. It tasted off, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings so I drank it. Turns out he put laxatives in it as a prank. The idiot couldn’t just use one or two. He used so many that I had to go to the ER for severe dehydration after puking and shitting for hours. FML
Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML
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evnflr 7
Now that's a shitty situation.
mama2b3 20
First of all your husband sounds really immature. Second, over 40 kids!!? Holy crap!
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Comments (283)
tmd4L 7
You might need to fumigate your house tomorrow.
Karoleer 14
Troll husband.
alicecooperfan 18
Wow, how rude! It's very clear that there were 41 children at the party. I feel so bad for everyone who ate the cake.
kateindeed 5
I hope you made him clean up the bathroom(s).
RedPillSucks 33
Why was this thumbed down? Seems like a reasonable punishment for immaturity. And why the hell would people vote YDI?
Ray_of_midnight 23
Wow, what an awful thing to do, and to a bunch of kids no less. Diarrhea in kids can be really serious and in extreme cases can lead to death from dehydration. People who've done this to adults as a prank, or as retaliation for food theft from a shared fridge, have found themselves prosecuted criminally for their actions. (The exact charges can vary by jurisdiction.) I hate to say this but your husband really belongs in jail for doing this. At a very minimum if any of those kids' parents incur medical bills as a result of your husband's little "prank" he should be 100% on the hook for them.
effedml 5
Thank you! I was hoping someone else would realize how dangerous this stupid prank was. Dad should be under the jail.
TheDrifter 24
The only ones I can find who were prosecuted very nearly killed the victim. A couple in a cake makes for a runny day, the ones criminally charged used multiple boxes of laxatives. I guess everything is morally equivalent these days, people have gotten dumb enough that they think Jersey Shore isn't fake.
hoonyer 17
People have really been prosecuted for putting laxitives in their own food and some guy decided to steal it?
wriptidez 0
isnt that uhhh immoral
mattorama 15
Immoral? Illegal. She and her husband could have 40 lawsuits on their hands.
pepelapew 0
You might wanna get a lawyer. You could be sued by your jew parents.
Mental1942 6
Or her future ex husband should get a lawyer
jordanlite 16
Totally reflects on OP. And she actually made a child with that moron.
Cosmic_Horror 1
Normally I wouldn't be so quick to say this with kids involved but DTMFA.
AyeTee77 18
saranndipidy 0
who does that to their son on his birthday?