It's good to have goals haha
Sometimes in this day and age I wouldn't mind something like this too actually (not quite this extreme though)

Edit: was going to say: actually in this stressful day and age

My plan is a compound in the forest miles away from a city so that light pollution doesn't obscure the stars but I still have high speed internet

Sounds like he's got a bright future

I VISIT THIS WEBSITE EVERYDAY FOR COMMENTS LIKE THIS

ydi

What is he hoping something amazing will happen?

Yup to see less stupid people. But unfortunately even a light house won't fix that well unless you on a rock in middle of the sea.

Hey, there is a job for everyone! People still live in old lighthouses and maintain them because some are considered historical monuments... Sounds pretty neat to me!

#lifegoals

If theres an internet connection, why not?

As long as it's not Frostflow lighthouse

Agreed. The things in there can ALL die in a Flame Cloak.

Looks like you aren't in his future. At least now you know not to waste your time on date number two.

Haha - number two.
Yeah, even old guys find fecal humor funny. :-)

If he wants to live alone...why is he dating? Maybe he wants a girlfriend who will come visit his lighthouse once a week...