Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Not now
Today, our cat died. My husband and I had a touching bonding moment together. Our relationship has been strained for months, and I thought this could bring us closer. He decided to bring up politics. FML
Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
Pay your respects
Today, my boss's cat died. I'm expected to attend the service. FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
How could you?
Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML
Hello?
Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML
Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML
Today, my roommate's noisiest cat passed away. My previously-silent cat has decided that someone has to fill the void, and has been running around the apartment howling ever since. FML
Fur babies
Today, I've been trying to adopt a cat with little success since my last one died. My other cat, who had grown attached to him when she realized he was dying, has been lazier and more prone to seeking attention than before since he passed away. I now know cats can suffer from depression. I feel bad now. FML
Poor old Raymond…
Today, my mother finally had her beloved Siamese cat cremated. The cat has been dead for over a week and she has been keeping it on her bed, stroking its fur and saying, "She looks like she's sleeping" and "She's so cold." To top it all off, she's been calling me by the cat's name for three years. FML
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psiloveyou15 12
"Come to bed, Mittens."
awilimby 14
everyone copes with sadness differently, i guess this is his way
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Comments (59)
RedPillSucks 33
Sorry to say, but you're not the pussy he loves the most. :-/
missyfiona89 28
"meow meow! ahhh! I'm cumming meow meow!"
davek 36
Either way, he's not getting any pussy.
bv2332 10
That's what you get for marrying a man with a cat
nannygirl1990 6
does that mean you got cat zoned by your husband?
sanecatlady 13
Grieving over the death of a pet is natural and healthy... but sometimes it can get out of hand. I just hope the cat didn't have some really silly name like "Foo-Foo" or "Fluffykinz".
rocker_chick23 27
People grieve in their own way OP. your husband will stop once the pain of losing a beloved family member ends.
WhatsYOURname6 25
You should start calling him by that name and see how he likes it.
jessehaslam 3
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rogwest 23
Sounds like he went full retard on you... Don't ever go full retard...