Miscellaneous: Today, my husband ruined the laundry once again. He forgot to...

By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 04:17 - Canada - Barrie

Today, my husband ruined the laundry once again. He forgot to empty his pants pockets before washing them. Last time he left an ink pen in them. This time it was a strawberry. FML

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Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML

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Today, I found out that someone left an open sharpie pen in the dryer. It left pen marks on everything inside of the dryer. Not just one or two pen marks, but nearly 1,000 on each article of clothing. FML

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By daqueen009 - 18/12/2020 17:04 - United States

Today, I had to do my laundry. Being too lazy to separate them into different colors, or even check the pockets of my jeans, I threw everything I own into one load. Turns out I had left a tin of lip balm in one of my pockets. My whole wardrobe is now covered in spots that won't come out. FML

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By fububc - 05/02/2010 15:14 - France

Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2020 05:00

Today, my husband, who repairs appliances for a living, repaired our dryer. One lot of wet clothes later, it caught fire and ruined the laundry room. FML

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By arose - 08/09/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, I did a quick load of laundry so I would have work clothes for the week. I don't have my own dryer so I dried them in the one in my building. After running out to my car, I came back to find that my neighborhood kids had added 6 sharpies to my clothes. Every uniform I own has stripes. FML

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NotGabe 28

Sunday 28 June 2015 8:45

Why carry just one strawberry in the pocket of your pants?

AviKerensky 17

Sunday 28 June 2015 8:52

Men's pockets are kinda like women's purses: Black holes. We often have no idea what the **** is in there.

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Amulyasri 8

Sunday 28 June 2015 8:55

You were probably not berry happy with him.

igg125 30

Sunday 28 June 2015 9:01

I just hope it wasn't a load of whites.

TheLawIsHere 23

Sunday 28 June 2015 9:17

Please tell me someone else was thinking about that guy from Death Note

SubparAtBest 23

Sunday 28 June 2015 11:48

Nope.

JuliaaNoelle 26

Wednesday 1 July 2015 22:34

I don't remember anyone keeping strawberries in their pockets on Death Note. Lol

lilchica22001 22

Sunday 28 June 2015 9:25

Maybe he was planning to make a very small strawberry shortcake later? :)

ProfessorMctitie 20

Sunday 28 June 2015 9:30

This could be his way of telling you that you should do the laundry

alexlots 20

Sunday 28 June 2015 9:30

You married an idiot...

littleking94 14

Sunday 28 June 2015 9:36

Lol who carries strawberries in their pockets?

Silk_Routes 14

Sunday 28 June 2015 21:02

Ops husband!

CenterCannotHold 6

Sunday 28 June 2015 9:38

Hey, we all need tasty (room temperature and crushed) snacks throughout the day...

sturschaedel 27

Sunday 28 June 2015 10:41

Maybe it was a freeze-dried strawberry? One can only hope.

sturschaedel 27

Sunday 28 June 2015 9:44

At least pineapple doesn't leave red stains.

aliahh7 6

Sunday 28 June 2015 10:16

How?

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