Lace
United States
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML
Anonymous
Merrimack, United States
Bye, dipshit
Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML
RachelMc
Architect
Today, my husband of 4 years announced that he doesn’t love me anymore and that he’s leaving me for his coworker who he met 2 months ago. I helped him find that job. It’s like I aided in the destruction of my own marriage. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML
Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Happy new year, huh?
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Anonymous
That's nice, but…
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML
Tree
France
Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML
ZaraAce
United Kingdom
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
Anonymous
New Malden, United Kingdom
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
Top comments
deaper 16
yeah I say you **** up his finances real bad then leave his ass!
kitty5399 0
So move on obviously He doesn't care about your feelings. Get a divorce.
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Comments (50)
xlildizzle1516x 0
Ouch...what #21 said
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Time for some "creative accounting" to set up the ol' divorce fund.
starile 20
This!
KatyB_fml 0
stop doing everything for him long enough to notice he doesn't love you. being a wife.. I'm pretty sure I would notice if my husband acts differently. you don't have to do his finances.. stop doing things for him all together and then see how much he really needs you once he has to do everything by himself. then.. divorce him! since you do the finances anyway.. I'm sure it wouldn't be difficult to set up a secret account and establish yourself before you leave.
fuckyou6969 0
divorce his ass
punkglamazon 0
you've been demoted to a live in accountant.
jnjones04 0
spend it all and say oops... spent it on a divorce lawyer
BAD_LIL_MISSY 0
FYL
Susanbelle12 0
-whoosh- I feel a divorce coming :O
Ludii_fml 0
Op, how are you handling the situation? :0
Ludii_fml 0
Op, you should show him the door handle!
Ludii_fml 0
Op, now he doesn't have anyone to handle his penis!
fnyunj 3
Wow. Then HANDLE his finances. Worst mistake I ever made in my marriage was trusting my wife with my money.
latomn 0
You need to work the "finances" and when he has no money, leave him and NOT look back. So sorry to hear this one.