Lace
United States
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML
Anonymous
Merrimack, United States
Bye, dipshit
Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML
RachelMc
Architect
Today, my husband of 4 years announced that he doesn’t love me anymore and that he’s leaving me for his coworker who he met 2 months ago. I helped him find that job. It’s like I aided in the destruction of my own marriage. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML
Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Happy new year, huh?
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Anonymous
That's nice, but…
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML
Tree
France
Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML
ZaraAce
United Kingdom
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
Anonymous
New Malden, United Kingdom
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
Top comments
deaper 16
yeah I say you **** up his finances real bad then leave his ass!
kitty5399 0
So move on obviously He doesn't care about your feelings. Get a divorce.
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Comments (50)
katieebug 0
divorce his broke ass!
mockingjay_fml 0
my dad says that to my mom all the time .. obviously he's joking .
fierystage 8
What's awful is that too often I want to misread "finances" as "fiances."
proski 0
good for him
TheVariableX 0
Just be happy he does keep you around. YDI for proper sammich despenage
Wandering_Witch 0
Some people are too cruel...
wafflez4ever 0
slap the bastard and tell him he'll have 2 handle his fiancé's himself.
Shredder2 5
Money can't buy love. Slap him!
Haibuki 2
Ydi for having him as yoor husband o;
misslizz327 0
then I would handle his finances right to the divorce attys office to pay for ur divorce then right to the mall of america and charge one of everything to his card. he can't manage the finances so he won't know for a little while.