Tell him that he's about to have another broken arm.

Why stop with the arm?

True. Chris brown that motherfucker.

he said his FRIEND had a broken arm, not himself...

The commentor was most likely referring ti the fact that apart from his friend, HE would also have a broken arm. Atleast that's what I gathered.

Good thinking commenter 2, both him and his trollop shall be rewarded with broken arms! Lol

I find that broken legs ankles or toes are much harder to deal with than broken arms. I suggest you break one of those instead

You know the penis isn't a bone yet can technically be fractured... If you're not gonna stop at the arm, just a thought ;)

Why not break everything, just to be safe

That really sucks. And she must be a moron to speak while he's on the phone with his wife.

Your username is...interesting.

I bet the inspiration for this username was involved in this scandal :o

Goes interestingly with their picture... I'm wondering WHAT exactly their flavor is.

41: hopefully cherry. :D

Probably ex-wife now.

Water-based lube sucks too. And I think the other woman knew exactly what she was doing. She wanted to get rid of the competition. The only stupid thing is that he will cheat on her, too.

I bet you the woman did it on purpose..

Maybe it was a granny in the next bed watching HSN... No? Dump him.

Nicely done lady in the background, if it wasn't obvious before, it sure is now!;)

If you're going to lie, agree on what the lie is beforehand. That said, OP's boyfriend can go to that big fiery place.

One does not simply walk into Mordor

Too far, #28, too far.

I'm pretty sure that OP clearly said the word "husband". Not boyfriend.

48- Gah! I commented without rereading the FML! I'm sorry! *commits seppuku*

On a totally irrelevant matter,, Everytime someone writes OP,. I always read it as One piece.,

65 You had to make me go all the way over to google and look that word up didn't you?

Unless he had a gun to your head, I don't see how he could force you to look up the meaning of that word.

85- Sepukku- the old Japanese technique of suicide to preserve honor. One would take a sword or knife, stab oneself in the stomach, and move the sword/knife around your stomach in a circle. And yet, I'm 16 and didn't have to use Google. If I know it, you should know it. C'mon now.

121- are you really saying that people should know the Japanese word for honorable suicide just because you're a sixteen year old who knows the word? Are you fucking kidding me?

Just make him your ex-husband and then he and his homewrecker won't have to make up shitty lies anymore. They can live happily ever aftwhore.

Nice wording :)

Nice wording :)

Punny...I like it. >:)

I love your name.

Obviously, she was right

Leave him and his sorry excuse. And if necessary... Leave him with a real broken arm. Or face. Or both.

Coincidentally, he'll be in the hospital in a few hours with a severed penis and crushed testicles.

Both? What, did she use a drink mixer down there or something?

Oh the iron...y! lol. *hides flat iron weapon*