By soontobesingle - 27/03/2013 19:55 - United Kingdom - Sherborne
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Why stop with the arm?
he said his FRIEND had a broken arm, not himself...
You know the penis isn't a bone yet can technically be fractured... If you're not gonna stop at the arm, just a thought ;)
Why not break everything, just to be safe
That really sucks. And she must be a moron to speak while he's on the phone with his wife.
Your username is...interesting.
I bet the inspiration for this username was involved in this scandal :o
Goes interestingly with their picture... I'm wondering WHAT exactly their flavor is.
If you're going to lie, agree on what the lie is beforehand. That said, OP's boyfriend can go to that big fiery place.
One does not simply walk into Mordor
Too far, #28, too far.
I'm pretty sure that OP clearly said the word "husband". Not boyfriend.
48- Gah! I commented without rereading the FML! I'm sorry! *commits seppuku*
On a totally irrelevant matter,, Everytime someone writes OP,. I always read it as One piece.,
65 You had to make me go all the way over to google and look that word up didn't you?
Unless he had a gun to your head, I don't see how he could force you to look up the meaning of that word.
85- Sepukku- the old Japanese technique of suicide to preserve honor. One would take a sword or knife, stab oneself in the stomach, and move the sword/knife around your stomach in a circle. And yet, I'm 16 and didn't have to use Google. If I know it, you should know it. C'mon now.
Just make him your ex-husband and then he and his homewrecker won't have to make up shitty lies anymore. They can live happily ever aftwhore.
I love your name.
Obviously, she was right
Leave him and his sorry excuse. And if necessary... Leave him with a real broken arm. Or face. Or both.
Coincidentally, he'll be in the hospital in a few hours with a severed penis and crushed testicles.
Both? What, did she use a drink mixer down there or something?
Oh the iron...y! lol. *hides flat iron weapon*
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Tell him that he's about to have another broken arm.
That really sucks. And she must be a moron to speak while he's on the phone with his wife.