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Same thing different taste
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Let that sink in
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Explain yourself
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It was the painkillers, I swear
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News to me
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Foot in mouth
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Be careful, please!
By WolfsScar - 08/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Lincoln
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Brake both his arms and hers!
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Tell him that he's about to have another broken arm.
That really sucks. And she must be a moron to speak while he's on the phone with his wife.