Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML
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Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore in High School. I was proud of this until my husband told me that I look like a stuffed sausage in them. FML
Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML
Today, I received several pairs of panties in the mail that I'd ordered online. When I opened the box, I was shocked because every pair was basically huge granny-panties. I was sure none would fit properly, but I tried them on to be sure. They fit perfectly. FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
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Invalid1 9
It appears you owe your husband an apology.
underthesea12 24
I guess your husband knows you better than you do
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Comments (135)
lilbutton3 17
Wow. I bet you feel a bit ridiculous now
ZoroMiHawk 25
Gym membership. Hit the treadmills or better yet, 30mins outside jogging everyday each morning or whenever is best for you. Take action instead of being in denial about your weight and lashing out at your husband.
siggy_mcsigx 22
If you slept in the nude this wouldn't have happened. ydi :P
greencurtains74 11
Well sometimes the actual size varies. My husband is 10 in taller and 75 lbs larger than I am, yet we have this pj pant which fits us both.
Tripitaka 21
Reality check! Y totally DI.
ToxicMoo33 18
At least he got you something. -.-
cheetahs14 7
lol, same hap'd to me at xmas. in hindsight, they were a little baggy, but being those soft fuzzy pjs, they shrunk minimally, and fit perfect. its like everyone knows my size except me, lol
Genea 8
And then you apologized.
ninjakitty254 23
Sounds like you owe your husband an apology. YDI
Marina22_fml 1
Let's be realistic, if you can wear a XL, you're not skinny, no matter which brand/country it's from. You definitely owe your husband an apology; he was doing something nice for you. The avg. female American is 12-14. On my fat days, I wear a size 2/S, on my regular days, I still wear a size 2/S. It doesn't change. Your dress size can vary by 1-2 sizes, but there's no way you can go from a Small to a XL. The only people I know who wears XL are guys and grandmothers! It's time to eat smaller portions and exercise; it's not healthy being that big.
linnie_wesker 20
Oh get over yourself, no one cares that you're a size 2 and no one asked for your weight loss plan. Also if the only people you know that wear an XL or bigger are guys and grandmothers, you must not get out a lot... or ever. It's 2015, body shaming isn't cool and/or funny anymore (not that it ever was).
dragoongirl90 34
Don't listen to the jealous fat asses who want to bitch at you for calling a spade a spade.