Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML
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Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore in High School. I was proud of this until my husband told me that I look like a stuffed sausage in them. FML
Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML
Today, I received several pairs of panties in the mail that I'd ordered online. When I opened the box, I was shocked because every pair was basically huge granny-panties. I was sure none would fit properly, but I tried them on to be sure. They fit perfectly. FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
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Invalid1 9
It appears you owe your husband an apology.
underthesea12 24
I guess your husband knows you better than you do
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Comments (135)
DylanHasClass 17
Or it means you have a big butt. Not a bad thing tho
AshBash2211 14
I always buy men's XL PJs.. I love my pjs baggy lol
kiaora_fml 11
You need to apologize he maynot of looked at the sizing tag, he may of looked at it like a normal male and thought, that will fit or do, tbh my sister was classified as an extra large on an outfit and shes a us size 4
TreeWizard 6
don't be mad... you should be happy he thought about u and got u a present. especially if it fits. who cares what size it is
southerngalslove 15
gee, who needs pajamas? sleeping naked is more fun. Think you owe him a ******* for being such a bitch.
R2Y2 22
I can see why you got mad, but I still voted YDI because A, he gave you a present. B, he was right.
zunit63 5
pj's are meant to be bigger anyways
sNOOBie_fml 24
I voted FYL because what if she isn't fat at all and thought he percieved her as such? I agree that she should apologize, but you guys shouldn't be mean and immediately think that she didn't know, if she was fat or not. The husband might have bought it big to make sure it fit. Woman sizes in clothing are really tricky.
slyde32 12
What's a sure of? if you meant "you're sure of" sure of what?
momac86 17
Wow ungrateful much how about thanks for the gift honey if they didn't fit you could've just returned them