Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML
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Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore in High School. I was proud of this until my husband told me that I look like a stuffed sausage in them. FML
Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML
Today, I received several pairs of panties in the mail that I'd ordered online. When I opened the box, I was shocked because every pair was basically huge granny-panties. I was sure none would fit properly, but I tried them on to be sure. They fit perfectly. FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
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Invalid1 9
It appears you owe your husband an apology.
underthesea12 24
I guess your husband knows you better than you do
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Comments (135)
PrincessZelda_HR 22
So what? Even if it wasn't the "right" size, over-sized P.J.'s are the best
ProfessorMctitie 20
This was the "Oh Shit" wakening call for you
brendejafulable 41
Reality check bitch.
Chibicase 19
sometimes sizes run small, maybe they fit more like a large?
NellyFC35 19
It depends on where he got them....remember sizes vary from store to store.....also junior sizes are different from women sizes....at the end of the day remember "boys like a little more booty to hold at night"....:)
patrickalamo 48
Acceptance is the first step
Llama_Face89 34
Denial is a hell of a drug..
joselgarciac 9
that's a lose lose for the husband, get the smaller ones and he is "saying" to lose weight, get the xl and he is "calling" you fat...
BlondePsycho 43
Wait i just thought of a solution to that problem, dont let arbitrary sizing dictate your emotions
AnyaS 19
Better solution! Take out the tag! Then she'll never know.
BlondePsycho 43
Kinda walked into that one
BlondePsycho 43
Obviously he was just trying to be an asshole by buying clothes in your size