Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML
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Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore in High School. I was proud of this until my husband told me that I look like a stuffed sausage in them. FML
Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML
Today, I received several pairs of panties in the mail that I'd ordered online. When I opened the box, I was shocked because every pair was basically huge granny-panties. I was sure none would fit properly, but I tried them on to be sure. They fit perfectly. FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
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Invalid1 9
It appears you owe your husband an apology.
underthesea12 24
I guess your husband knows you better than you do
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mind_geek 15
You should apologize go your husband...
turtles4life 24
They're pajamas. Who cares if they WERE too big? Besides that, lots of stores run different sizes, an XL there could be a medium at another store.
LindseyTheMoose 24
Big pajamas are the best pajamas.
GoGiants28 13
Maybe that extra large is the "extra" kick you need to go to the gym. F your husbands life
Le_ponderer 14
He bought you pyjamas... he really loves you. As part of your apology, tell him he gets to help you take it off. Sure that will help smooth things over.
cutycat136 28
If the shoe fits, wear it :P hey even if it happened to be the wrong size still nothing to get angry about. Could have been a mistake or maybe they looked a lot smaller than what the label said as they are different for everything. Either way, even if they were big, bigger clothes are always the comfiest :P thank him, apologize, and move on
martin8337 36
Pajamas, like most clothing in the US is made in China or Taiwan. Those folks tend to run a bit smaller than us Americans.
year2015 11
YDI.
sturschaedel 27
I wish there was a button for that... Wait, there is!
Sophie_K 8
And...?
Llama_Face89 34
Makes more sense to hit the button than post a useless comment.
IWishIWasObama 12
do the truffle shuffle!
YFOS_fml 17
just be thankful he bought you anything at all
sturschaedel 27
If he is buying you clothing that actually fits you can a) stop lying to yourself and him about your body and b) be sure that he loves you at your current size.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Just because the XL fit her doesn't mean she's actually big. As a lot of people have pointed out clothing sizes differ. An XL for one brand is a Small for another brand. He could have just bought clothing that runs small rather than her actually being larger.