Anonymous
Netherlands
Today, my husband and kids celebrated my 50th birthday. I turned 47. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
I hate surprises
Today, my husband and kids apparently forgot my birthday. I was so happy at first because I have always hated my birthday, and thought it could just be another day on the calendar. No. They planned and threw a massive surprise party for me when I got home from work. FML
Anonymous
Here you go
Today, my husband served me divorce papers and an order to grant him temporary custody of our kids. Tomorrow is my birthday. FML
Anonymous
Lafayette, United States
Short Queen
Today, it's my 36th birthday. My boyfriend and I celebrated with a big group of our friends, our families, and their kids. Everyone there was taller than me, including my friend's 10 year-old son. FML
Chakkamofo
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card that read, "You made it to 36!" It's my 35th birthday. FML
rene
United States
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, it's my 30th birthday. My husband came home with a big case of beer for himself, then told me he didn't have time to get me a present because of work. FML
you would
United States
Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
Jeri
United States
Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML
Not a day over 35
Anchorage, United States
It's the thought that counts
Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML
Birthday blues
Today, it's my birthday. I lit my birthday candles on the cake I made myself and blew them out alone, while my worthless husband sat on the couch stuffing Doritos in his face. My present? He sprayed Lysol in the bathroom after he took a dump. FML
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kira1kira 0
dad:kids, tommorow is your mom's birthday! kid: how old is she? dad: .... other kid: she looks, like, 50. kid: yea let's go with that. dad: ok, sounds good
L0veh8te 0
Happy 50th Bday
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Comments (107)
alex_vik 1
Happy 50th birthday.
infectedToasterr 0
Aw, happy birthday! =P Today's my 14th .. my cousin guessed 12. Not that far off, but eh. Enjoy it.
ilovebrackobama 0
agree, happy 50th birthday :)
dustbunnies 0
Hey, it's my birthday too!!! I'm 14. Happy B-day!!!
BSPiotr 0
YDI for thinking your hubby would remember your actual Age :P
wellchit 0
keep lying to yourself ;)
mcsnelly 5
You'd think they'd double check if they thought it was a big birthday coming up? Sorry that kinda sucks.... BTW it's my birthday today, too! I'm 20 today!
unlucky_angel02 0
Happy birthday, granny. Hahaha, dont feel bad. Youre not old till youre 60, anyways!
Freaking_Joel 0
You deserve it for aging
diet_otaku 0
seriously? do you think you're being funny? because you're not. you're being a dick. knock it off. and everyone else wishing the OP a happy 50th birthday can **** off too. surely you know how much women hate aging, to age her up 3 whole years, and to the point where she's officially "over the hill" sucks massive balls. it's not that difficult to remember how old someone is, just do the math from the year they were born. my mom turns 52 tomorrow and my dad turns 49 in a month. o/
pinkdude64 0
Yeah, just be happy that they remembered your birthday!!!
Crazy_Cookie 4
um, your family is supposed to remember how old you're turning! and you think she should just be happy they even remembered her birthday? well, newsflash: YOUR FAMILY IS SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER WHEN YOUR BIRTHDAY IS!!! and if they don't, all i have to say is, FYL.