Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML
Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
Today, my wife hit a new level of clingy when she picked the lock on the bathroom door so she could sit with me while I shat. FML
Today, my new wife and I got back from our honeymoon. Her parents had dropped our wedding gifts off at our apartment, but didn't lock the door. We came home to start off our new life together to a wrecked apartment and no gifts. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML
Today, I realized my husband is a completely different person than when we married. It’s only been three and a half years since we eloped. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, my morning started off by stepping in my dog's piss by the door. Then, stepping in my husband's piss by the toilet. FML
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shift_love 13
well it is ok cause now his shit is your shit and your shit is his shit
thebestof1984 0
If that's the only thing that's changed in your marriage, consider yourself lucky!
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Comments (203)
wellthisisgreat 1
no. that is never ok!!
kalobm 0
that's pretty much how marriage works!
GiantEvilCookie 6
My parents are the same. I will never understand why they think that's okay...
GiantEvilCookie 6
The worst part is that they never warn me about the door being wide open...
GiantEvilCookie 6
My parents are the same (with each other). I will NEVER understand why they think that's okay...
Wreckless_fml 6
-cough- texas - cough-
cinderz1102 0
My husband is exactly the same he always wants me to me in there with him too to give him company if he is going for a number 1 or 2.
shannonjnae2706 0
Are you sure you didn't marry my ex-husband? He did the exact same thing. It drove me insane, considering it's one of the most disgusting things EVER. FYL, indeed.
MellyLuck1484 7
.... my husband always closes the door... so I open it and talk to him while he's on the toilet. I try my best to make him uncomfortable and pretend that I'm going to sit on his lap while he finishes, and sing him potty training songs about pushing. I don't know why it matters so much to be separated during this time. You're married now. Someday when he's old you might have to change his diaper and wipe that ass yourself, get used to some of these things now.
WillxClassic 1
Does he make his own beef jerky?
JoshB_24 10
it's so disgusting that couples do this. if i ever saw my wife do that i would be so grossed out