Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
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Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML
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Goobian 3
Today I was born, and this strange creature towered over my mother and my siblings, and touched one of my siblings. Later my mother decided to eat the sibling that the creature touched. Now I am terrified of being petted. FML
Bumlove89 0
I'm sorry to hear that. I honestly didn't know that fact either. I don't blame you because you didn't know and therefore didn't purposely do it.
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Comments (232)
Delmar_fml 2
More like F-the-poor-baby's-life
xMissing 0
They will also eat their babies frequently right after birht because the mother gets hungry. My hamster ate all 8 of it's baby. The other one ate 4 out of 12... which I didn't even know it was possible to have 12. As soon as they popped out of her vag she started nom-ing on their heads O_O
lolurscrewed 0
OH god that terrible.
Psychotic_EGG 0
Come on only those of the lowliest of intelligence don't know that. I knew that when I was three.
Doc_Fancy1731 0
aye u dumb as hell
jayme_lynn 0
uh, first off that does suck. second, do some people not realize that hamsters can still have babies if they're bred or not? not your fault. Shit happens.
xx_hayleyy 0
in a few days, there's gonna be an FML saying : Today, my child (the hamster slaughterer) was devoured by our pet hamster for revenge. FML"
evilteriyaki301 0
Lmao. That's gross... :[ Hamsters are weird. Some people are really mean, not everybody is a hardcore animal lover. and lmfao to #182
Sakura_Haruno 0
You're a dumbass for letting your pets breed if you have no idea how to take care of them.
hayley789 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHH