Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML
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Goobian 3
Today I was born, and this strange creature towered over my mother and my siblings, and touched one of my siblings. Later my mother decided to eat the sibling that the creature touched. Now I am terrified of being petted. FML
Bumlove89 0
I'm sorry to hear that. I honestly didn't know that fact either. I don't blame you because you didn't know and therefore didn't purposely do it.
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Comments (232)
gremple 0
HAHAHAHAHA oh my god, i just had a border-line seizure from laughing at that
Legz 0
DAMN.. that sucks.
Not_steve 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....nice one
skullfuckery 0
Touching a baby hamster will not cause it to die/be killed. Mother rodents often do this if the animal is sick, or if they are too young and can't cope. They eat it as a way of... recycling. Also, some types of hamsters are VERY difficult to sex. You wouldn't necessarily know if you weren't an expert. Either way, this doesn't beat my story. I got a job at a pet shop and on my first week there I ran over an escaped hamster with a dog kennel on wheels. FML.
Janeee_fml 0
lmao @ #9 And also eww.
yourlifecansuck 0
Sucks you didn't know that?
bsbrulez92704 0
hey i didnt know that either...but since im not very fond of little furry rodents i wouldnt have a hamster. tough lucky buddy we cant all know everything about every animal. you win some you lose some...guess you lose this time
crossoverz7 0
Lol #8
rocker8877 0
D-:
libbypotpie 0
#3 needs to take a chillaxative.