Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML
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Goobian 3
Today I was born, and this strange creature towered over my mother and my siblings, and touched one of my siblings. Later my mother decided to eat the sibling that the creature touched. Now I am terrified of being petted. FML
Bumlove89 0
I'm sorry to hear that. I honestly didn't know that fact either. I don't blame you because you didn't know and therefore didn't purposely do it.
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Comments (232)
imhope 23
I had no clue that would happen either. I'm sorry. FYL
miranda19234 6
How many were there in the first place?
kendallfireHD 16
I think this is one of the saddest FMLs I have ever read
Angelica_Maree_ 7
Wow. Its just common sense.
JessicaGrewal 22
Same thing happened to me with my bird and fortunately it survived the attacks and still lives today.
RageWolf16 31
Okay yeah you definitely deserve it for not educating yourself on how to take care of an animal
bonermonkey 31
YDI. You're an irresponsible asshole for breeding animals that you clearly have done absolutely no research about whatsoever. Not knowing they were coming isn't an excuse - if you adopted her then you should have done the research on the basis she could be pregnant. If she got pregnant in your care by accident then you're still an asshole.
TheKingOfHearts 19
Wow, I never realized how stupid hamsters could be...
vmorgantank 15
Actually that's not why they only eat their kids when they feel they can not be a good parent and they can't take care of it honestly I think to give all the babies a chance you should probably move them away from the parents.
cuddlycactus 11
Cheezus Crust