Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing "Never have I ever." My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, "Never have I ever had an orgasm." FML
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Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, my wife is upset because at a party we took part in an X-rated 'Never Have I Ever', which exposed how filthy I was with past girlfriends, and how boring our sex life is. I’d done almost everything, while she, who’s only ever been with me, had only done 5 things off the list of about 40. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was invited to an adult toy party with co-workers. They started by playing a game called 'Never Ever Have I Ever' about everyone's sexual exploits. My mother is a co-worker. I can never un-hear what I heard. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked Twister. FML
Today, I’d never felt like a ho before, until I was at a party where someone decided we needed to play 'Never Have I Ever', and I’d done everything sexual that people were coming up with. I actually felt disgusted at myself. I might need Jesus. FML
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Peter_Griffin_MD 0
Don't take it too badly man. My current girlfriend admitted to me that she had never had an ****** before being with me (despite previous attempts by 3 different boyfriends and herself). It varies from girl-to-girl, and some of them just have a really hard time getting there. I recommend trying more foreplay and practice by concentrating on what makes HER feel good.
FrostyNorth 0
a) The majority of women never achieve ****** from straight intercourse. b) Most women don't fully develop an ability to ****** from oral sex or intercourse until their mid-20's. Don't think of this as an FML, but as a golden opportunity! Just be patient and attentive and you'll have a much better chance at giving her her first ******! (Just imagine how grateful she'd be!)
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bubbletea123 0
#16: very true
mak349 0
60% of the time a girl doesn't know if she climaxed... its not ur fault. and there is 10% of the time a girl can't climax. Girls usually fake orgasms. I especially hate it if you asked her how it was and they shrug and won't tell you a thing. So misleading... Just try harder...
lk07 13
75% of percentages are made up on the spot. Trust me, a girl KNOWS, you aren't doing it right.
dk_fml 0
And you never noticed? Her fault if she never said anything!
breakitdown393 0
I bet your friends got a kick out of that one.
inktree 0
Aww, I feel so bad for girls who can't have an ******. :c Don't be resigned! Get a vibrator!
StephC_fml 0
It's not as easy for women to have orgasms as it is for men. Also, women may not be able to have orgasms due to psychological problems so maybe you two should talk about your relationship and see if there are any problems. But don't worry about it too much because it may not be your fault, it could be hers.
xaphon 0
if she has never had an ****** id say theres something wrong with her not you
jsmith1199 4
u should have said, "never have i ever been faithful to that stupid bitch"
jlv_fml 0
her fault. not yours.
new_sl4ng 0
Don't take it personally. I've had incredible hookups but couldnt mentally relax myself even so i thought I was. I thought there was something horribly wrong with me but it took being really comfortable with a person, my current and first serious relationship. Try to spend a day focusing on her. Tell her to rub herself while you penetrate and encourage her to close her eyes as well while you talk dirty to her about how she feels and what youd do to her in the shower etc etc .... I haven't heard it's' common for women to ****** through penetration alone.