Today, my grandmother pulled down her pants and screamed, "Kiss my ass" in the middle of a packed restaurant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML
Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML
Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML
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Top comments
hailphire130 0
You should've surprised everyone and licked her ass sensually. Oh god, I creeped myself out.
_YeahImMe_ 0
Wow. Fun grandma.
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Comments (167)
bubo_fml 11
Any takers?
Cinderella_Man 10
This is why there needs to be mandatory euthanasia at age 80!
TheNewGuy03 29
And what if she's only 79?
Cinderella_Man 10
Sounds like full blown dementia, all the more reason to put her down - NOW!?
ShyAnn29 15
55, that made me laugh, lol good one!!
Biggy2010 3
83 you cant even say anything you have your cat in yours. tha only thing we can see is your feet.
candyaddict54 3
And remember the one who started a fistfight at the doctor. that was one awesome FML!!!
wriptidez 0
was shearrested?
SolemnlyLove 7
Is she a Gilf?
False_Stupidity 42
Wow 63, you managed to get so many past FML references into that one.. I'm in awe
BloodyMary666 24
What in the name of God?!?! O.o
ZeroIce 12
i love ur grandma! :D