Today, my grandmother pulled down her pants and screamed, "Kiss my ass" in the middle of a packed restaurant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML
Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML
Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML
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Top comments
hailphire130 0
You should've surprised everyone and licked her ass sensually. Oh god, I creeped myself out.
_YeahImMe_ 0
Wow. Fun grandma.
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Comments (167)
kennedyboopants 1
Loser.
coltyn13 0
That would of been epic
mileyfan17 8
Lol that's really funny. And dont kiss it!
hannahmorgan06 7
granny got back!
holyshiizzle 0
Living her life to the fullest
j4ym4n 2
Was the donkey tied up outside? And why did she show her arse? So many questions, so little answers.
Mikemfm88 6
I would banged her on the spot
tjv3 10
that's one good thing about getting older, the fact that you just don't care what people think.
gleeklove 2
That's an interesting grandma ya got there....
Ocrap96 0
This made my day, cause my grandmother has done the same lol.
leadman1989 16
FYL... for not posting an FML about it. Jk :p