Today, my grandmother pulled down her pants and screamed, "Kiss my ass" in the middle of a packed restaurant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML
Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML
Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML
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Top comments
hailphire130 0
You should've surprised everyone and licked her ass sensually. Oh god, I creeped myself out.
_YeahImMe_ 0
Wow. Fun grandma.
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Comments (167)
ghashlycrumbs 8
I love your grandma.
coltsrock37 15
Your grandma likes to flash for the senior discounts
FFPulley 9
Being old would freakin rule! You can get away with anything. Granny is awesome.
ileina 5
I know right? Could they all be just 1 person?? :) FML - should be comment to 10. -.-
Biggy2010 3
grandma's a gangsta!
MissBunnyWillEat 11
Ew, let's hope none of her skin fell off in your food.
XxKillerStormXx 13
Lolz lmao that's gross lolz she must have been high or something lolz
morganrules123 10
Yell "I already did it an hour ago! You only get 1 a day!"
Georgieeporgiee 9
I bet that was a sight for sore eyes...
ArmedcrackerR6 8
You have one F***ed up granny. You should take her to the looney bin.