By Anonymous - Australia
Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you used black magic to fix their computer. Then don't tell the story to your boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML
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  italiangurrl  |  8

i had to read it twice. he told some nuns he fixed their computer using black magic, and then when he was telling his boss and the nuns walked in, so he said speak of the devil!

  DocBastard  |  38

LLove770 - That was just unnecessarily rude and obnoxious. I'm all for telling people to shut the fuck up when it's deserved, but fountaindn4's comment was fine.

If anyone here should shut the fuck up, it's you.

  LLove770  |  0

oh docbastard I know u have the need to feel part of this planet so u have to put ur 2 cents but here's a reality check NO ONE CARES ITS A DUMB WEBSITE WHERE PEOPLE TALK FREELY NOW GET OVER YOURSELF MISS HIGH AND MIGHTY

  DocBastard  |  38

LLove770 - let me get this straight, you're allowed to tell someone to shut the fuck up, but I'm not? Is that about accurate? Who's on the high horse here? Idiot.


I think it's funny that you're dissing Doc, since almost everyone on this website knows who he is, and enjoys his comments, but no one probably remembers ever reading your comments. Is somebody in need of a hug?

  dark_path  |  0

57, you little girl need to go and play your barbie dolls or go and watch Hannah Montana or something who the hell do you think are, keep that hole in your face shut.

btw docbastard is famous for being the biggest bitch on this website, nothing more.

Have a good day!


Llove sounds like she is in need of charm school. Just sayin'. It isn't attractive to sound like a male sailor that has been out to sea too long. Unless you are a male sailor.

  DocBastard  |  38

Dark_path - if you think I'm the biggest bitch here, then you've obviously never met Ignorance, FFML_314, ohthebloodygore, or KaySL (when he is acting bitchy). I'll skewer a bit, sure. But those others will skewer you, roast you alive, eat you, chew on your bones, and laugh at your pain as they wipe a dribble of your blood off their chins.

That was a weak attempt at trolling, son. Keep at it, though. You show promise, grasshopper.

  spoo  |  24

We Didn’t Start The Flame War

First post [email protected]#$%g g^y
second post go away
stupid picture
simpsons did it
south park did it too.
ROFL copter really stupid
I dunno, I kinda like it
I hate Mindy
I hate Cindy
I hate f#gs and jews.


Agreed with you on that one, Doc. There are FAR worse bitches on this site than DocBastard.

No, I'm not one of them, but I play the part from time to time, especially when I ask for my...



dark_path, I love how you dissed me on two FML's today. No joke, I feel special. And as I've said, I'm obviously more mature than you are, so you have no right to be a bitch to me, because seriously, from the comments I've seen of yours, you're a nasty, skanky bitch with a penis drawn on her shoulder. I also find it hilarious that you want to keep calling me a little kid. I am 16 years old, and once again, obviously MUCH more mature than you. I've rarely heard anyone but you call Doc a bitch. I've heard bastard, but hardly ever bitch. He delivers the blatant truth with a sense of humor. Not the kind of humor where there's a penis drawn on your shoulder. There's such thing as SLIGHTLY intellectual humor, and it seems you've never heard of it.

And I will have a lovely day, thank you(:

  xavier1623  |  4

Yeap. Doc was totally being a Twat. Then again, Llove deserved it so Doc'll probably be justified for being aforementioned name.