Today, my grandmother patched up my $300, vintage, limited edition, designer jeans because she thought I'd accidentally ripped them. FML
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Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, while I'm in the depths of postpartum blues and insecurities, my grandmother in-law gifted me a size 22 pair of jeans that does not fit her. I'm a size 12. I started crying and fake choked so that nobody would notice. FML
Today, I got the dress I gave to a tailor to replace a broken zipper back. When I tried it on, I discovered that they’d cut at least 4 inches of fabric, and being skinny, there’s no way I can ever fit into it. It’s from the 1950’s, inherited from my late grandma, who in turn inherited it from her aunt. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I found out that my mother intentionally donated the quilt that I had made for her, because, "It didn't match anything". That was $70 worth of fabric and 7 and a half weeks spent on that handiwork of mine. FML
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fucking_eat_me 0
well thats what you get for buying $300 jeans.
d101_fml 0
Maybe now you can reflect on how absurd it is to spend $300 on Jeans that are ripped, simply because they are "trendy"...
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Fox01v 0
i agree with #5
blrghle 0
lol. don't spend $300 on ripped jeans then. and that was actually very nice and thoughtful of your grandmother, you ingrate!
MikeRat 0
I don't know if you're aware of this, but you can actually rip jeans YOURSELF, and not have to pay a retarded amount for retarded jeans. Because rips in jeans are so hot.
Megbo 0
Wow too many people are saying the same ******* thing. If you're SO good at ripping jeans, do it and make some money. Stop ******* bitching.
bigbrother1984_fml 0
That's why I dislike old people with a passion.
npk88 0
"Today, I was trying to do my grand daughter a favor by fixing the holes in her jeans that looked like they were nice but needed some work. She then got upset because they cost $300 and were PRE-RIPPED. Not only did I waste my time trying to do a favor, but my grand daughter is a spoiled ungrateful brat."
mashiankrekku 0
It's because of people like you that I continue to weep for humanity. Buy some goddamn Levi's.
deekenkross 0
there is nothing i can really say that hasnt been sumed up by like 20 people on here already so you deserved it for wasting money on jeans like that
sidewinderbudd 0
I totally feel your pain. It's completely sensible of you to be pissed at a gesture of kindness, and it really is important to have the status of designer jeans that everyone will just assume you stole from abercrombie for free.
ElleEnvy 0
Uh wow first your grandmother was just trying to be nice. Also why spend 300 on jeans? I could have bought an entire outfit not from walmart or target. You could have spent 300 on jeans but then ripped them yourself and gotten a whole lot more usage out of them prob.