Miscellaneous: Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing...

By Anonymous - 23/11/2010 17:35 - Canada

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 12:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML

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How soon is now?

By Grandmas lost it - 28/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML

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By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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Gamergating

By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, my grandparents visited. My grandpa kept getting off the couch and walking around to "stretch his legs." He kept kicking out my computer's network cable and messing up my game, smirking each time he did it. When I complained, my mom told me to shut up and show some respect. FML

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By missmycomp - 12/11/2009 14:36 - Singapore

Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML

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Charming

By jay ze punk - 29/01/2013 19:56 - France - Metz-tessy

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

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By mandygeegoesnom - 29/02/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

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By ubbernoob - 05/03/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

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Enough is enough

By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 05:45 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML

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Tuesday 23 November 2010 22:03

I love old people. I cannot wait for the day that I am old and can do whatever the **** I want wherever the **** I want.

fakeaccountX 6

Tuesday 23 November 2010 22:40

When you are confused beyond belief, the fart is the only intelligent response.

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ThePillow 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 5:29

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pannic 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 5:45

you got one sick grand-ma !!!

savvy_suzy 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 5:45

If she doesn't have alzheimer's or dementia, there is a possibility she had a stroke. People who are suddenly, unusually confused may be having a stroke. Other signs can be things like, blurred vision, facial droop, arm drift, incontinence, nonsensical words or inappropriate speech, partial paralysis. Do your Grandma a favour and tell your parent/guardian about this and get her to a doctor/hospital if this is abnormal behaviour.

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 24 November 2010 6:10

Holy...what the...are we in JumpingToConclusionLand? You go from granny farting to a stroke? See #85, please.

savvy_suzy 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 13:08

No, not jumping to conclusions. I'm an EMT and there are simple things you can do to determine if it is a TIA/Stroke (and if it is, time is of the essence if it is a stroke). All I'm saying is it may be something that needs attention if she isn't suffering from demensia/alzheimer's. As a 'doc' you should know that...

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 24 November 2010 14:14

I know full well how to differentiate a stroke from grandma farting. Four years of medical school and five years of surgical training has made me a pretty keen diagnostician. But thanks for the educational update, friend.

savvy_suzy 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 18:42

Yes, many 'docs' think they know everything. I am a lowly EMT who simply needs to look at the signs and symptoms, determine the differential diagnosis and drop the patients off. I have 13 years of university, 3 degrees and was teaching at university. Being an EMT is more rewarding and please, don't pull the 'I've been in school x years and know it all'. We all have strengths and weaknesses. She may have farted, she may have something more serious going on. Neither of us will ever know what is actually wrong without seeing the woman and doing diagnostics. If you can say, for certain, she simply passed gas with nothing else going on without seeing the woman I call you a quack. All I was suggesting was that it be looked into further as it could denote something more serious. Maybe not, but it could.