Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When you press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML
Today, an old guy approached me and asked if I had ever seen an elephant with white ears. I shook my head. He then pulled the pockets out of his shorts and whipped out his sex nose. FML
Today, I received a pair of earrings, a necklace, and some rings as a Christmas gift from my grandma. This would have been nice if I weren't a guy. This is her way of mocking me for wearing what she calls "girl colors", such as white. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, I was taking my grandma shopping, when she pointed at a pair of thongs and told me if I don’t start wearing them I won’t get a man. I've been married for 4 years, gran. Thanks for paying attention. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
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Top comments
KawaiiCupcake 14
At least she's trying to make you happy. I would appreciate her gift.
mn_shr 22
You can always put them on display...
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Comments (114)
nerovetsrethca 20
Ah it's kinda sweet from her though. And also a funny story to tell and a lovely remember from her.
cathrope 10
I agree.
azyjazy713 11
This is hilarious.
Blueeyes0106 11
That's funny, but I hope you still appreciate it
Darbstar101 19
Think of it as a novelty collectable to add to your collection, I think it'd be pretty cool
lifesuckz32 4
I just want to know if they were the boxer briefs or the g-string.....
MaryPoppins88 14
Hahaha omg that's too funny
blobbertthethird 24
At least she cared enough to give you something to add to a collection you love.
Ukeee_X 19
You could store money and tampons in there. She's a genius!
swedeNix 13
Well.... Surprise!!
sanecatlady 13
Maybe you can cut some eye-holes in it and wear it like a mask. :)