Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When you press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML
Today, an old guy approached me and asked if I had ever seen an elephant with white ears. I shook my head. He then pulled the pockets out of his shorts and whipped out his sex nose. FML
Today, I received a pair of earrings, a necklace, and some rings as a Christmas gift from my grandma. This would have been nice if I weren't a guy. This is her way of mocking me for wearing what she calls "girl colors", such as white. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, I was taking my grandma shopping, when she pointed at a pair of thongs and told me if I don’t start wearing them I won’t get a man. I've been married for 4 years, gran. Thanks for paying attention. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
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Top comments
KawaiiCupcake 14
At least she's trying to make you happy. I would appreciate her gift.
mn_shr 22
You can always put them on display...
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Comments (114)
xnyletak 17
Well, its the thought that counts.
cheesebond 29
Well, I mean I'm a guy so if you don't want it, send it my way! Jk
awkwardloveannie 28
put a cucumber in there and be happy, who can be unhappy with elephant underwear
awilliams44 9
Awwww..... That's kinda cute....
strike2867 13
Your grandmother had your mother/father, she's not as stupid as you think...
MysticMonkey 9
Only one conclusion is clear, get a sex change.
buckdharma 38
Refresh granny's memory. They were called woody mammoths back then.
DREAMCATCHERoooo 4
ummm.... for a girl or a guy thats jusy wierd
hunts19ketchup 23
I love elephants (see profile pic) and I'd be happy to have elephant underwear, even if it is made for men. I think the thought behind the gift is really sweet. And it's not actually that unusual for girls to wear boxers to bed (assuming that's what they are).
caremedy 6
Ummm... If these are what I'm thinking they are, the trunk is hollow. I guess a woman could wear them, but they'd have nothing to fill up the trunk!
DaMann360 19
No. Its underwear in which the guy can put his penis in the trunk of the elephant. When he gets an erection, it looks like an elephant is holding the trunk in the air like in real life. Its a very sexually designed thing. Purposely made for the purpose of what I said above.
hunts19ketchup 23
Oh, ok. I understand now. I misread the FML
kiakia0131 23
Haha. That's cute! :) it's the thought that counts.