By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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ilovefmlife 0

oh #5 your a smart one nothing gets by you.

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RiverRelic 0

She's telling you because you are the "sweet" guy who will now take care of her and her bastard. She puts out for tools but she'll let you get a taste now because of this accident. "You're such a sweet caring guy. I'm glad I have you around. I'll never be that stupid again." I'd say run, but chances are, if you are that guy you'll just be the sucker. Then, when you are watching the kid, she'll be letting another tool tap that.

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mehwhateverr 0

FYL that she cheated on you. Dump her.

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BRBICECREAMTRUCK 0

#37, there is no such thing as nice girls -Church from RvB

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fretforyerlatte 0

dodged a bullet there, buddy. you're in the clear. now run far, far away.

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LiveLoveLife_fml 0

@4... if your thinking what I'm thinking, Abortion.. I feel like ripping ya head off.. no offense of course (: BUT Abortions are absolutely HORRBILE!!!

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plexico 3

You must have super-sperm, then! That's the only conclusion I can come to.

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DataWhore 0

I think you mean your ex girlfriend!

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56578 0

I guess you need to decide if you love her enough to stay with her and another man's child. Personally, if I were you, I'd leave her before she dragged you into a mess.

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lolololcheese 0

loving the comments.

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