Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
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Expertfail 0
Could have been a stranger who had picked up the phone, not knowing what to say to a random stranger and thinking a vaguely witty 'Nope!' would be the best way to solve the situation and to, sort of, be helpful? Optimistic, but I'll be the first to put it out there.
Zhejan 0
Wow, you're so dump!
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Comments (110)
patticake1601 0
she told you not to call....and you wonder why she dumped you
r0wyn 0
Wow, either it was the person who stole it, or your girlfriend has a sense of humor.
x0stormbringer 0
or maybe she lost her phone but activated another one til she finds it?
Huevo_fml 0
F her life because she is dumb!!!
JellyBellie89 0
hey dumb ass maybe she was teasing u not ignoring u
LilaBear 2
Maybe someone had stolen her phone and replied "nope" because they knew she hadn't found it yet?
Vaetrus 0
Hum. Too many possibilities. The person who stole it replied, she did and is breaking up with you, or she did and was very stupid. The last one though, maybe she just wanted time away from you to cheat or whatever. Or she was joking and found it.
Lancerman7449 0
wow whoevers moderating these is an idiot theyve all been really bad lately
redbluegreen 41
You do realize we have a guest today, right? And you can always spend the time moderating yourself, babycakes.
crackertoa 0
your GF is a dumb **** lol no offense of course