Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took off my socks after I got home from the gym. Later, I found my fiance sniffing them, with an enormous boner in his pants. Ew. Ewwww. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML
Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelled my hand. It was at that moment I realized most of my gym was staring at me. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my underwear off, she looked at my penis, snorted, and covered her mouth. She claimed that her "allergies" were flaring and we have to wait until they clear up. FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML
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dudeitsdanny 10
She sniffed your sweaty crotch to see if you cheated? She took that chance? That's seriously psychotic. Nothing grosser than sweaty junk. Run, dude. Run before she picks up your scent! You'll never lose her once she does!
GingerFro 0
fyl she's got issues
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Comments (459)
son4life 0
you need to tell your girl too chill, like rely or jus find a new trusting one who's way better then she is an who won't smell your dick when you come back from the gym... like really that's sad
leeesuhhh 0
the ****? lol she's cray cray
Termites 15
2 words. Your Mom. Let the negative ratings begin :D
emeralz1 0
I don't understand why this doesn't read EX girlfriend.. it'll only get worse ! run now!
emeralz1 0
I don't understand why this doesn't read EX girlfriend.. it'll only get worse ! run now!
synder 5
OP if you cheated on her before, then i'm sorry, but you've made your bed. grow some balls and start making it up to her instead of whining like a bitch on FML.
Smarties49 0
god thats disgusting...nothing worse than sweaty penis :| fyl dude...
stargirl528 0
thats hot ;D
marcyfrances 4
wow, perhaps you should be with someone who trusts you.....
dayytripperr 0
I definitely think this girl has a guilty conscious.