Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my friend broke ties with me after I came out of the hospital from attempted suicide. She was the one who called the police for me to go in there in the first place. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s phone. He'd told his brothers, mom, and mutual friends that I was at a psych ward, after I went crazy. We have been back together for four months now after that situation, so no wonder I got the vibe they hate me. Why lie about something so stupid? FML
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML
Today, my housemate revealed her supposed loss of function of her arm was all a lie. I spent hours in the ER with her and had to go to work the next day. Last time she lied about cancer. I'm stuck sharing with her for another 7 months. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
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Top comments
About3goats 0
have some one call her and tell her you're dead see how that goes
always_smile_fml 3
leave her she's an immature bitch
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Comments (160)
mandi625 0
Aww, you're such a caring boyfriend. x] <3
whybother8 0
what a b*tch
grdianknight 0
at least she knows she you react well in tragic situations...
Skullcrusher 5
How could that cause a panic attack? You're weak!
brighteyes81 0
Why don't you google it smart guy.
EvilSpirt 5
Wowww..... Why.... Whaaaa.... Why would she do tht..... The risk....... I would kill her.....
something224 6
Punch that bitch in the stomach!
brighteyes81 0
Ur a bad man.
sparta98 4
I hate how the world works. There are great guys out there that just keep getting shat on when they truly deserve a girl that at least cares. The girls that care end up with the abusive assholes. I hope you can be an exception, OP.
tparis90120 0
only ******* get heart attacks
PincheLeti 0
Haa i did that once to my ex now and he would have a panic attack oh well he deserved it
1_Classy_Hobo 0
damn... you should get someone o do the same to you. but you send a picture of you looking seriously hurt. see how she likes it. then she'll probably get mad and leave you