Today, my girlfriend of two years called me, drunk, telling me how much anal sex hurts with some other guy. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after being apart for a few weeks, my girlfriend made love to me so hard I got bruises on my penis and it hurts to pee out of it. FML
Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML
Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that last night after I got drunk, I passed out mid-pump while we were knocking boots. FML
Today, I thought the girl I was seeing was going to tell me that she loved me. Instead, she told me how she sucked some other guy's dick. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
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Top comments
Astraea 0
definitely an fml, i can imagine how you feel right now. **** that bitch with a huge dry stick in the butt then dump her!!
mponce12 0
what a dirty little bitch
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Comments (128)
Apotheosis5267 0
That sucks :/ Give her aids.
mR_StAtiiC 0
Ydi for having a slit as a girlfriend. :)
JessAmmyy_ 0
nice girlfriendd you got theree.
JessAmmyy_ 0
64 who are you stephen hawkingg?
silinawashere 0
what's anal sex?
richard92105 0
that sucks, somebody popped her butt cherry for you
zebrapattern 6
maybe she got raped
obrien813 6
uhh... can i get her number?
eatpussy 0
Tell her how good oral sex feels with her sister.
eatpussy 0
Tell her how good oral sex feels with her sister.